Is It A Good Idea To Microwave An XBOX 360?

Is It A Good Idea To Microwave An XBOX 360? Tube Review : Duration : 7.12 Minutes.

Watch us microwave a PS3! -- bit.ly **Season Six Premiere** Experiment #134 - Hot Pockets (XBOX 360) Due to YouTube's new policy guideline changes, old sidekick Riley McIlwain will be taking over for Jory Caron this season with some much less explosive items. Today's season premiere is everyone's favorite molten burrito-like treat, the Hotpocket! So, you're probably wondering, Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This? Tune in to find out. Twice a week, microwave specialist Jory Caron microwaves different objects... so you don't have to! The "Jory Caron Microwave Laboratory 2.5" is a state-of-the-art facility equipped with tinfoil shielding, a ventilation system, emergency surge protectors, safety clothing, and many sexy microwaves. ~~ Links ~~ FAQ Video --------- bit.ly Merchandise ------- bit.ly Flagged Videos --- bit.ly ~~ Connect With Us ~~ ::: Jonathan Paula ::: YouTube ---- bit.ly Facebook --- bit.ly Twitter ------- bit.ly ::: Jory Caron ::: YouTube ---- bit.ly Facebook --- bit.ly Twitter ------- bit.ly ::: Riley McIlwain ::: YouTube ---- bit.ly Twitter ------- bit.ly Facebook --- bit.ly ::: Jogwheel Productions ::: Facebook --- bit.ly Twitter ------- bit.ly ~~ Technical ~~ Created by ----- Jonathan Paula & Jory Caron Starring --------- Jory Caron, Jonathan Paula, & Riley McIlwain Camera --------- Panasonic DVX-100b, Canon Elura 100, & Canon S3-IS Software -------- Adobe Premiere Pro CS4 Computer ------ bit.ly • Jogwheel Productions © 2009 • ~

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5 Surefire Ways To Get Over Your Ex

After mountains of letters, tons of emails, and numerous phone calls at 2 a.m. that consisted solely of sobs and sniffles, I have decided to address the issues of breaking up with and getting over ex-lovers. Technically, I am probably not the best person to write this article seeing as I haven't been in a serious relationship since 1999 and even that one involved a stripper, but then again maybe that makes me the perfect person to write this article. I, humor writer and former Eva Longoria stalker, am not blinded by the intense light of true love and therefore I can objectively present: 5 Surefire Ways To Get Over Your Ex!

1. Eat More

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One of the best ways to get over an ex-mate and get back into your old swing of things is by going on a week long eating binge. Time and time again I have seen men and women alike taking advantage of the mind-numbing, body-fattening coping method and I have yet to see one of them die from a broken heart thereafter. A few of them have suffered strokes and massive heart attacks or have gotten so fat that they had to be removed from their kitchen via crane but that's a small price to pay to completely forget about a lost soulmate.

2. Bore Everyone Around You With The Details

Another great way to cope with a painful breakup is to repeated tell all your close friends and relatives about (a) how great the relationship was going (b) all the things you did for your ex (c) how much you hate him/her now and (d) that'll you never love again. Be sure to make these the sole topics of your conversation for at least the next two months. Whenever your mouth is moving the words coming out should be about your ex. The beauty of this method is that by the 3rd week after your breakup your friends will have gotten so tired of hearing you drone on and on that they will probably band together and beat the tar out of you with one of those old photo albums that you insist on showing them pictures of'the good ole days' out of. The upside to this is that while you are recuperating in the ICU you will have much more important things to worry about than old flames. Like the position of your bedpan...

3. Hard Drugs and/or Drinking

There's nothing like an unbeatable addiction to take your mind off the fact that the first girl that you ever loved just left you for a high school janitor. I recommend starting out with cheap beer since it can be picked up at any convinence store and it makes your clothes and breath smell great. Then as your addiction increases and your confidence grows you can move on to your harder liquors and drugs. By the time you become a hardcore crack addict you will be so busy performing sexual favors on the side of the road for your next hit that you won't ever think about your ex. Unless you happened to wander pass his/her house and you start to wonder if there is anything portable inside that you can steal and take to the dope man to trade for more of your 'medicine'. For the most part, however, you'll live in a cloudy haze of drugs, booze, jail, homelessness, and disease that leaves little time for such trivialities as relationships.

4. Suicide

One of the quickest ways to get someone off your mind is to totally clear your mind of everything. Suicide does a great job of accomplishing this for you. I promise you that if you stick a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger not only will you never think about your ex again but any other negative thoughts you've ever had will be erased as well. Of course, as with all things, there are some drawbacks like loss of life and eternal damnation but who can say what is too high a price to pay to forget about the 'man of your dreams' leaving you for your mother.

5. Find Another Mate Quickly

If the loss of a mate has you down then the logical thing to do is find another mate. And this time you don't have to be so picky. So what if he's 3 feet tall and reeks of codfish, let him take you out. Big deal if she's missing every other tooth in her mouth and has a face that makes the dead cringe, ask her out. Your goal isn't love, you tried that before and failed miserably, now you're just in it for companionship and new memories to crowd out the old painful ones.So find the first available male, female, household appliance, etc. that shows an interest in you and go for it. What have you got to lose?

So there you have it folks, Five kid tested and mother approved methods for getting over a nasty breakup. Hopefully, none of my readers will experience a nasty breakup any time soon but if you do now you can face it bravely knowing that you have the proper methods for dealing with the situation. And now you'll have to excuse me, I have a date with my toaster...

5 Surefire Ways To Get Over Your Ex

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Mimi and Big Al acquisition out its TWINS!

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suprising my in laws on Christmas that I'm pregnant and that I am having twins!

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Epic afraid breakdown acquired by basic activity alcohol - Tonight appearance with jay leno

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Popular Fun Prizes for Baby Shower Games

Games are an important part of any fun baby shower. Simply watching an expectant mother unwrap tiny items of clothing can get boring after a while, which is the primary reason why so many people look at attending showers as a chore. Some fun baby shower games are often all it takes to spice up the party, ensuring that a great time is had by the new mommy and her guests.

Dozens of games for baby showers can be found online and in books, or you could come up with your own customized games. Regardless of which you choose, finding the right prizes for winning these games is essential. This might take a little brainstorming, considering the age group and personality types of your attendees. The type of prizes that would appeal to a group of women in their 40s is obviously going to be different than those that would be appreciated by a teen mother's guests. Keeping your guest list in mind is often the easiest way to think up fun games and prizes.

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Your baby shower prizes don't need to be expensive, but should be nice enough that guests will actually compete to win them. One popular option is a cash raffle, which is usually paired with games like guessing the circumference of the expectant mom's belly. Even at just a few dollars per guest, this can add up to a very nice prize. Beauty gifts are also popular, ranging from scented lotions to full gift baskets packed with goodies. These are "no-brainer" baby shower prizes, especially when only females will be attending. Some other good options for fun prizes include gift cards, books and snacks but the really fun prizes are the "gag" gifts.

Gag gifts make especially fun prizes simply because they're so ridiculous. When intended for winners of the various games, these can be just about any items your guests will find humorous. Contraceptive items are popular baby shower gag gifts, often handed over with a joke about not ending up pregnant. Coupons for handling unwanted baby tasks can also be distributed as gag gifts, with the idea that the winners of these baby shower prizes are actually losing. Coupons for a weekend's worth of babysitting, a high number of diaper changes or an agreement to burp the baby without a spit-up towel are all examples of these backwards coupons. Whether the mother intends to enforce these coupons or not, they make for hilarious baby shower prizes when written by creative guests

Popular Fun Prizes for Baby Shower Games

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Too Much Information?

For this inaugural post, I reflect on the need to share too much information.

I do it, you do it, the birds and bees do it.

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Last night, the hubby and I are on our way out to meet some friends. I'm gonna hang out with HER at some chi-chi boutique where the dress code "suggested" high heels a la Carrie Bradshaw...

The hubby would go hang out eating hot wings and drinking beers with HIM.

So I get all dolled up - barrel curled my hair, put on my True Religion jeans and my gulp 6″ dark red wedge heels. Yes 6″. They were totally cool.

We get in the car and I tell the hubby "your mom called...didn't hear the message..."

He calls her when we pull out of the driveway. I hear "we'll be right there." Turns out, she's feeling like she needs to go to the doctor - which if you knew us, you'd know this is serious.

We cancel our "chick party" and "beer fest" night. Boo.

Get to Kaiser and there's no one there. I know there's a recession but the ER is empty? With her chest pains, we go right in. They triage her asap and hook her up to gidgets and gadgets and IVs oh my. Now, before I get to the real story, shall I just say - she's fine. She had something that felt scary, but she's really okay today. I promise.

But here's the TMI story.

First, and I love me my Kaiser - I don't need to know what the hell is wrong with you sick people. If you present wearing a full face mask and a protective sheet around your lap, let's just say I'm on a need to know basis. And trust me, I don't need to know...

Which is how I felt when the big guy was wheeled in.

Outside our curtain, nurse Betty asks "have you been sick long" and he replies in a mumbled voice due to the bacteria resistant mask "yeah for a few weeks." Then she asks:

"Have you been nauseous?" Reply "Yes"

"Vomiting?" Reply "Yes"

"Diarrhea?" Reply "Yes"

Seriously? I was just sitting on the toe-end of my 70 year old mother-in-law and this about put me over the edge... (Yes, I realize that statement gave me devil horns.)

No better time to use the little girls room. Clickity click clicking down the hallway in my 6″ dark red wedge heels was oddly uncomfortable in the stark hallways at the hospital en route to the pee pee potty.

Now, I must admit I watch some medical drama TV so I could only imagine what the heck was going on, and yes, the inner gossip girl in me wanted to know the salacious details with the patient next door, but the adult woman in me who respects your privacy didn't want the added drama.

So I only listened with one ear out the curtain. The other one was watching Master Chef.

As Sharone was kicked off the island of misfit home chefs, the techs, nurses, and doctors continued to arrive next door only to pause, collect themselves, and put on their game faces before entering the land of the lost.

Now, I'm not sure but I highly suspect based on my {unwanted?} observations of their conversations and actions and his appearance that he had... dut dut dut duh.....flesh eating bacteria....

Now is this fact? No - come on, I don't have the nerve to ask - but I can ask if it was simply happenstance that we were there, the answers were heard, the visuals were clear? Or was it merely a common case of too much information?

Too Much Information?

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Josh Tobin/Rappy McRapperson - I'm a gangster

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I made this clip myself for Josh Tobin aka Rappy McRapperson - I'm a gangster. Wow, 100000 views! I didn't expect that! Thank you all! Lyrics: Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster Where my dogs at? Bark with me if you're my dog Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im going to give a shout out to all the player haters (I don't like player haters) If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me (player hate someone else) I'm a gangster, I'm straight up (straight up gangster, dude) Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G The gangster life is the life for me Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night Being a gangster is hella tight. I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE! I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too And don't get me started about the jews I'm a gangster Grrr I'm mad I'm a gangster My rhymes are bad I'm a gangster I'm iced out like a freezer I'm a gangster I don't listen to Weezer I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?) Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh) My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay) Some say we're the perfect match STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP ...

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Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Fuck wit Dre Day (FUNK BASE QUALITY)

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Intro: Dr. Dre Ha, yeah, hell yeah, ha knowhatI'msayin *Sssss* Verse One: Dr. Dre Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key BG cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked with me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you Interlude: Dr. Dre Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker **We want Eazy, we want Eazy** Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Death Row's in the motherfuckin house Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay The sounds of a dog brings me to another day Play, with my bone will ya Timmy It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy But here's a ...

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FAKE DEATH!!

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**NOTE** The ButterFinger ad is a joke. No. ButterFinger didn't pay me to do it. MY FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com TWITTER:twitter.com Equals Three t-shirts are here: districtlin.es The outro song "Stalkin' Your Mom" is written and performed by Wax. Download the mp3 here: 3.ly *********************************** *********************************** Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: Watermelon in the Face: www.youtube.com Cruise Liner Hits Heavy Storm: www.youtube.com Scare Prank Gone Wrong: www.youtube.com

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Scared to Death by a bewilderment bold "falcon punch"

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A guy gets scared to death by his friend and ends up breaking the computer monitor by punching it.

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Fresh Prince of Bel-air: Hilarious Clips

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haha some of the funniest moments of the tv series "the fresh prince of bel-air" Various clips including those where Uncle Phil pretends to be happy and laughing along with other characters (usually Will), appearing to brush off what they had done until he suddenly explodes into extreme threatening anger! Whoever thinks fresh prince rules plz rate and comment!

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Bachmann Ripping Off Sarah Palin?

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In a recent interview Bristol Palin seemed to suggest 2012 Republican presidential hopeful and Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann was ripping off some of her mom's style. Ana Kasparian and Ben Mankiewicz discuss. The Largest Online News Show in the World. Facebook: www.facebook.com Subscribe: bit.ly TYT Mobile: bit.ly Twitter: twitter.com www.theyoungturks.com FREE Movies(!): www.netflix.com Read Ana's blog and subscribe at: www.examiner.com Read Cenk's Blog: www.huffingtonpost.com

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How to Make Your Father and Your Mother Happy This Christmas and All-Year Round

Do you want to make your father and your mother happy this Christmas and all year round? Don't look further. The answer is in your hands. Not that they are asking for material things, which are the usual "things" to give this Christmas.

Look at the faces of your father and your mother: wrinkles galore. No, I'm not telling you to raise the magic wand and make them young again. You can't do that, nobody can do that neither the magic gels and creams.

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Warm Presence

Instead, give your father and mother your presence. Isn't it so touching! Hmmm, you are a busy man. You have 1001 things to do and find it more important. Your parents understand it, but once in a while, find time to drop by and tell them you will have a grand escapade. Not the "grandest" though. A mere lunch out together.

You can talk anything under the sun while eating your "grand" lunch. Your father and your mother love to laugh-out-loud with you. Tell them your long forgotten jokes, your tales that only your parents understand. Anything that will make your father and mother proud of you, say it loud with a "bang".

The same way your parents did to you when you were a tot. So tiny that your father could carry you in his arms while doing the rounds of picking your choice of toys, and yes, when you slept while watching movies.

You don't have to "carry" your father and your mother while doing the rounds of looking for the best restaurant. You just have to be yourself, act like you are still their baby. Let them feel they are very important in spite their age. Your parents miss you so much!

Reminiscing the Past

Just in case you forget those old photos when you were caught blowing candles on your birthdays, while in your scary Halloween costume, and when you were singing Christmas songs during your school Christmas parties.

Pictures speak louder than words and your parents consider it as precious as gold. Why not do another version with a touch of the modern era and give it to them as a surprise. No, don't touch the original, just another version of the original. Your parents will love the idea that they can't help but reminisce the past with matching tears of joy. Oh boy, your parents miss you so much!

Say the Magic Words with a Style

How time flies. And before your parents will be gone, make it a point to hug them and tell them the magic words, "I love you!". The older your parents gets, the more they need those power hug coupled with the magic words.

This Christmas, your parents don't need "things" to make them happy. Your parents need your presence, your hug, and those magic words. Don't deny them these simple acts of appreciation. You can say the magic words with a style. Say it in a hamper. Yes, there are Christmas hampers with free hand written gift cards. Say "I Love You" with a style.

How to Make Your Father and Your Mother Happy This Christmas and All-Year Round

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Baby Shower Game Ideas That You Can Use

Baby showers are not all about eating, drinking and giving advice to the mother-to-be. It is much more fun to incorporate rib-breaking games, those that make people want to laugh till they can cry, something they will remember long after the party is over.

When preparing for a baby shower, it is a good thing to put in mind baby shower games that are relatively east to administer to all guests regardless of their ages. If it is not possible to come up with games that can be participated in by all people at the same time. then it would be advisable to have different groups for different ages. In fact if there are other children in the house you could ask them to suggest the games they would like to play during the party.

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One important thing is to try out the baby shower game ideas before the actual party to avoid cases of embarrassment especially if the game is meant to be a joke directed at someone. Riddles and brain storming are good games that could be administered to young children in the party as well as adults.

Most people may not want to incorporate shower games ideas into the party because they feel that it is time consuming before you can settle for the best ones. To deal with this remember that baby shower games ideas may come up from friends, Internet or from fictitious or other categories of books for example humor.

Additionally, baby shower game ideas need not be expensive, elaborate or hard to administer. They are meant to ease the tension that the mother-to-be may be having as she anticipates the birth of her baby.

Baby Shower Game Ideas That You Can Use

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Just a salesman

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One of my favorite scene in the movie Armageddon.

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Good Short Best Man Speeches

Hi, Zander here again with more top tips on how you can get through the pain of giving the Best Man Speech at a wedding! I've done it three times, and each time it got easier because I simply applied a few basic ground rules. One of the key ones is, if you're not sure what to talk about, don't whatever you do try to pad it out. Nobody wants to sit though fifteen minutes of waffle. Especially when all they really want to do is get to the bar! Also, if you're really not confident about public speaking, why would you want to subject yourself to standing there for that length of time?

In a nutshell, keep it short, keep it simple, and keep it to the point. So what are the bare essentials that you have to include in a good, short, Best Man Speech?

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You need to compliment the bride. Hopefully you like her, although not too much. Hopefully she looks gorgeous. That makes it much easier, but remember, it has to be a sincere compliment, and a safe, family-friendly one. Don't go overboard, otherwise it will sound like you're jealous of the groom.

Next, you need to say a few words about the groom. Make sure you thank him for asking you to be the Best Man, and it wouldn't hurt to make a reference to the fact that you're not thanking him for having to make a speech. After that, you generally want to tell a few stories about the groom. If they're funny, then all the better, but don't try to force laughs if they're not there.

If your stories really aren't funny, then feel free to add a couple of jokes, but there are a couple of guidelines here too. Don't tell too many - it's a Best Man Speech, not a stand up routine. Choose wisely - make sure the jokes you use are suitable for family viewing. Try them out first, partly to make sure they're funny, and partly to make sure you can tell them properly.

Lastly, you need to say a few words about the bride and groom as a couple, wish them well, and talk about how happy and successful you're sure their marriage will be. You final task is to propose a toast to the bride and groom.

See, you're done! Wasn't so bad, was it? A short, sweet speech like that will last about five minutes - easy on you and easy on the audience, and if you're really not happy about the whole process, easy on you too.

Good Short Best Man Speeches

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Tennis Humor - The Gift Of Making People Laugh At The Game Of Tennis

To those of us who love to play the game of tennis, it is the competition, the athletic challenge and the potential for artistic shot making that usually gets us going emotionally. There's little time for tennis humor as we focus on ripping that next shot for a winner.

But take a step back or just start watching some tennis matches at your club and you'll begin to see the humorous situations that abound in our game. Of course, just like mother-in-law jokes are a staple of marriage humor, dysfunctional tennis dynamics are the source of most tennis humor. And tennis humor in the form of tennis jokes or tennis cartoons on mugs, tshirts, mousepads, or greeting cards make great tennis gifts.

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So, without further adieu here are a number of tennis dynamics that lend themselves to humor:

1. The married mixed doubles team. Need I say more? This classic dynamic has caused guffaws at the best of times and divorces at the worst. And for those still in dating mode -- tread very carefully!

2. The poseurs -- look great in their new tennis clothes which they claim they received as tennis gifts from a well known-touring pro, carry at least 3 of the latest hi-tech rackets, and are the epitome of style until they have to hit that first ball. Of course, if truly desperate, they will feign injury while opening up a new can of balls to avoid public display of their atrocious strokes.

3. The emotional player versus the " classic tennis dinker". Nothing can drive a tennis player more quickly to the asylum that having to play a talented retriever who gets everything back with no pace. Sit back, have a drink, and start betting pools on the number of times you're going to see a racket tossed in frustration.

4. The obsessive tennis nut -- can't be standing in a line anywhere without starting to practice his or her swing - without a racket of course. Observers often inquire if they're watching some new martial art.

5. The interfering tennis parent -- can't play, never studied the game except for having watched an instructional video or two, but feels free to walk on the court and correct former Wimbledon champ who is instructing his or her child. Just watching the tennis pro try not to explode at this preposterous chutzpah is priceless.

Of course, there are many more of these funny tennis dynamics which I'll address in a later article. So for now, keep your eyes open at the club and you may be very entertained by the gift of tennis humor happening right in front of your eyes.

Tennis Humor - The Gift Of Making People Laugh At The Game Of Tennis

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Pato Banton - I Do Not Sniff The Coke, I Only Smoke The Sensi

Pato Banton - I Do Not Sniff The Coke, I Only Smoke The Sensi Tube Review : Duration : 4.22 Minutes.

Now this one is dedicated to the people all over Remember the words of your crucial entertainer When i say i do not sniff the coke i only smoke the sensimilla. I do not sniff the coke i only smoke. sensimilla! Without a doubt i am the boss, in my class i am the teacher If music is the fruit of life then i will be a reaper. If mc business was a school then i would be head master If a car i'd be the driver, if a bike i'd be the rider. If mc business was a church pato would be the vicar Then instead of calling me mc you all would call me preacher. But fun and joke aside i want to get serious in this matter And dedicate this style to each and every cocaine dealer. In february 1985 pato became a winner Because i did that tune called hello tosh gotta toshiba! It shooted up the charts and nearly gave my mom heart failure She looked at me and said: "son me glad me grow you proper A son like you would be the pride and joy of any mother No make the fame get to your head just think about your future." Those words of encouragement just made me push on further To break down any walls and also break through any barrier. I got a lot of guidance from gt who is my manager Assistance from don christie fashion helped me cross the border. I also got a lot of aid from good good sensimilla That's why i do not snort the coke i only burn the ganja! One day i had to catch a train from birmingham to london Half way on my journey was approached by this white roughian With greasy hair and scruffy ...

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The Secret to MAKE Gift Giving for Mom Fun Again!

Do you remember how easy it was to make gift giving for mom fun when you were a kid? IT WAS SO EASY! You could spend an hour making a little drawing a cute little picture of the family, or something like that and you had Christmas made! She was going to be delighted, and as you know now she has kept that darn drawing for her whole life! This article has a secret about how to make gift giving for mom fun again! Just like it was with that drawing when you were a kid.

Well, the first thing you may want to try is to make her one of those drawings again as an adult. I know that is a silly idea, but I did it for my mom and she has it framed in her living room. I just thought I would get that out right at the start. I hope you are taking notes:P.

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Seriously, though, there is a simple solution to making gift giving for mom easy and fun. It's a simple state of mind, that you can embody right now!

The first step to mastering the gift giver inside of you, is to understand the why of your gift giving. WHY are you giving the darn gift in the first place? Can you believe how many people don't even bother to think about this simple question?

The fact of the matter is that most people go through gift giving on auto pilot. That makes gift giving for mom a chore! And it always will work that way...

So, why are you getting this gift for your mother? Are you trying to show her that you love her? Are you trying to show appreciation? Are you trying to give her a trip down memory lane?

Well, you get the idea...

Once you have that sorted out the rest is gravy! All you need to do from that point is turn on your computer and find what can embody that 'why'. It really is that simple. The internet has pretty much anything you can imagine... well, more to the point is has more gift ideas than you can imagine, literally trillions of possible gifts.

From here, then you need to know where to look and maybe get a little bit of help. The key to this help is finding the right kind of gift giving site. In the end this is all you need to know to make gift giving for mom fun again.

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Law School- Overcoming the allowance to become a Lawyer

Law School- Overcoming the allowance to become a Lawyer Tube Review : Duration : 10.13 Minutes.

www.mslaw.edu Allen Woodward grew up in Long Island, but lost his way during college and found himself with no prospect for a meaningful career. Dreaming of becoming an attorney specializing in representing the less advantaged, Allen went back to school and turned his academic record around, ultimately achieving his dream of attending law school and becoming a lawyer. After three years participation in an award winning trial advocacy program and an internship with the Essex County District Attorney's office, Allen hopes to become a role model for other young African Americans, proving to all that with hard work and determination barriers to success cease to exist.

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I accost man Beating his Dog.

I accost man Beating his Dog. Video Clips Review : Duration : 7.77 Minutes.

A few side notes for after you watch the video. -It was awesome how the young guy made the first guy eat his words about how all aboriginals are like that. - The ballet subtitles were a joke. It was late at night and I was honestly bored of adding subtitles (takes more time than you think). Some people are saying I did it to cover up the fact that I say "Yes, I hit my dogs too" But I was trying to finish that with "...but I don't BEAT them." But he interrupts me. If I didn't want people to hear that part of the conversation...I WOULD'VE EDITED IT OUT. I just felt like it was time for some humor. Oh and some idiots are complaining about me forcing my "western values" on the local people.....which is bullcrap......Taiwan law dictates that it is illegal to abuse animals, especially dogs. So all I was doing was upholding TAIWAN law.

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George Lopez on Fox News

George Lopez on Fox News Video Clips : Duration : 9.47 Minutes.

George Lopez on Fox News talking about "Mr. Troop Mom" Available on DVD on Amazon NOW!

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Reaction to accepting Justin Bieber concert tickets! Surprise Sofia!

Reaction to accepting Justin Bieber concert tickets! Surprise Sofia! Clips : Duration : 1.78 Minutes.

My reaction to getting tickets to my hero's and most importantly my inspiration's concert, Justin Bieber xoxo November 22nd 2010, a day for all of us AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE beliebers to remember! Justin tweeted that we were the loudest croud hes ever had so far, now BELIEBERS... that is SO EPIC and awesome! Congrats to US beliebers! We R 4ever and we will always be a family supporting and loving Justin Bieber no matter what! I cant stop smiling since the concert and I wont ever stop smiling because dreams do come true! Ill explain how my dreams came true later on in MY STORY. Getting back to the concert, it was the best, loudest, most amazing, incredible and most energectic concert! To me and to others im sure, it was PERFECT, it couldnt have been better! It was their dreams come true too! He put on such an amazing show from beginning until the very end! He loves every single one of his fans& he tries to show it all the time, and on November 22nd he showed it every single second of the concert! He didnt only perform his songs to us with his amazing talent&beautiful voice, but he also talked to us and made us laugh, cry, scream, shout&made us SMILE! He teased us so much with his jokes saying WHO WANTS TO BE MY BABY, or, WHOS SINGLE AND LONELY BECAUSE IM LOOKING FOR MY ONE LESS LONELY GIRL, or, WHO WANTS TO BE MY ONE LESS LONELY GIRL... and so on :) From the second he came out on stage until the time he went off, he gave us the time of our lives! He taught us to NEVER SAY ...

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Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford Tube : Duration : 8.08 Minutes.

Duluth-born stand up comic Maria Bamford returns to her native Minnesota for live shows at the Acme Comedy Company. From her interview, to sneak peek backstage moments, this funny lady is always on.

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Alec Baldwin On Late Show With David Letterman Part2 (05/12/09)

Alec Baldwin On Late Show With David Letterman Part2 (05/12/09) Video Clips Review : Duration : 4.88 Minutes.

Alec Baldwin On Late Show With David Letterman Part2 (05/12/09)

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Retarded Policeman #10: Mexicans

Retarded Policeman #10: Mexicans Video Clips : Duration : 2.28 Minutes.

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What Do Women Find Attractive and What You Can Do to Be Successful

Though learning how to be the kind of man that is able to attract the kinds of women he likes is a long and demanding journey, there are some things you can do today to be more successful. I will show you what these things are in this article.

1. Exuding the energy that you are already successful.

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It's a paradox, but the better you are already, the better you are able to become. The beginning is always the hardest part. Women like men that already have women in their lives. Once you get things going, it becomes a self-reinforcing cycle and your success will skyrocket. However, in the beginning, you need to help things along.

And you can do that by changing your energy from the beginning. Start imagining that you have tens of women in your life that want to date you. I know that it sounds silly, but what is more important to you - being successful with women, or evading anything that seems silly? Look, it might be silly to you now, but it sure works.

When you're walking on the street, imagine that every girl you see is already attracted to you. KNOW IT. Do it consciously. This is one of the biggest factors separating the winners from the losers.

2. A positive outlook on life. Yeah, this is such a cliche I shouldn't even put it in here. But the thing is - knowing something is one thing. Actually LIVING IT is another. You need to live these words - I like myself. Become a living embodiment of these words. Practice smiling. Practice encouraging yourself. Be your own coach, go in front of the mirror and smile. That's what I did, and I've seen tremendous results and I'm enjoying my life a lot more now.

3. Being unpredictable. Have you ever had a girl take a huge interest in you, flirting with you, making jokes and you've enjoyed being in the "flow" so much? And then when you saw her again the next time, she was cold, paid other people more attention than you, didn't laugh at your jokes, in fact, didn't even give you much of an opportunity to make jokes? How did it make you feel? I bet you felt a bit pissed off, confused and frustrated. I've had that happen quite a lot.

But you know what - it's just something that women do. They've learned that lesson over time - acting interested one day and really distant the other really screws with our heads and confuses us - BUT, it also makes us more attracted to them. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Well, my suggestion is to take some of that mindset and adopt it in your interactions with women. Women do it often and now is the time to strike back with their own weapons. Do not always treat her the same way - alternate how open and warm you are with her the next time you see her. Try it out once and see what happens.

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Jamie Kennedy Experiment - Friends Mom

Jamie Kennedy Experiment - Friends Mom Video Clips Review : Duration : 5.65 Minutes.

Jamie Kennedy X's the mother of one of his childhood friends. She thinks she is getting interviewed by Steve Highsmith but things go wrong.

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How to Write a Joke in 3 Easy Steps

Want to know how to write a joke? Maybe you're a best man or an aspiring comic and don't know where to start? Perhaps you want to write great comic literature but can't figure out quite how to go about it? Do you just want to make someone laugh? Well, every joke has three things in common and I am not only going to show you what those things are but also how to use them to construct your first joke.

You will need the following things for your joke:

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1) A story
2) An assumption about your story
3) a counter assumption about your story

1) Your story:

First of all you take your story and you start telling it. Simple right? Lets use this incredibly old example: "A man walks in to a bar"

2) An assumption about your story:

In this instance you assume that the man has walked in to some sort of drinking establishment.

3) A counter assumption about your story:

A bar can also be something made of metal or wood.

Now all we have to do is mix the two assumptions together to give us the joke:

A man walks in to a bar
He says ouch
It was a metal bar.

OK, I know that's incredibly old but have a look at these two examples, they all work the same way.

My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus [The story and we have now made the assumption that he is going to like the girl] she thought I would have liked [The counter assumption here. He doesn't like the woman, in fact he's never even seen her]
(Ray Romano)

I saw 6 men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. The wife said "Aren't you going to help?" [The story starts and we assume that he is going to help his mother-in-law] "No," I said, "6 should be enough" [He was actually going to help the group of people attacking his mother-in-law].

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The Simpsons Monorail song (High Quality)

The Simpsons Monorail song (High Quality) Tube Review : Duration : 0.97 Minutes.

the highest quality video of The Simpsons Monorail song

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How to Write an Excellent Marriage Speech

During a marriage ceremony, many things take place and one of them is a marriage speech. There are many speeches that you can expect in a wedding and it is vital to be prepared for this. The following are people you can expect a speech from during a marriage ceremony. The best man, father of the bride, groom, maid of honor, bride and the mother in law. Of course this will depend on the kind of culture you come from. In some cultures, there are no speeches to talk about but, in most cultures, a wedding is all about people and what they have to say. Giving a marriage speech is not an easy task. It requires lot of preparation. The following are some of the steps that you can take to ensure that you give a speech that is going to linger in the memories of everyone. The first thing is to write all the key points that you want to communicate with the people. You do not have to be very formal on this. Keep in mind that this is a wedding and not a workshop. The worse thing you can do in a wedding ceremony is to bore the people in attendance.

The best way to open a marriage speech is with a joke. Remember, all your jokes need to revolve around the bride and the groom. It is very exciting to know that you have something up your sleeves that will excite people. However, there are people who open with statements that were supposed to be jokes. Therefore, you need to make sure that your joke is funny. You do not have to crack the ribs of guests; a smile from people is enough to let you know you were funny. Before you give your speech, check with one or two people to ensure that your joke is good to go. If you are a best man, you must stick to what the program requires of you. There are people who give a speech for too long until they take up time for other speeches and events. The key to a good speech is brevity. The more you speak, the most you are likely to become mundane. Keep it sharp and fun; you will not regret it. If you are nervous, this shows that you are perfectly normal.

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You need to take a deep breathe and forget about being perfect. People expect you to be nervous and this is not a reason not to impress. Your do not have to memorize a speech; you can simply use prompt cards which will contain the key things you need to say. Do not use papers because they are too obvious in your hands. While giving a speech, your body language will matter a lot. It is a fun occasion and you need to have some movements. There are people who become too stiff and affect the speech. Your words should be nice and pleasant. These words have a way of attracting the attention of people. Being rude will just make the event a disaster on your part. Therefore, take time and come up with a speech that will not only be excellent but one that will come from your heart.

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Warren Buffett Socialist - Fox News

Warren Buffett Socialist - Fox News Clips Review : Duration : 4.80 Minutes.

Fox News hosts are calling billionaire investor Warren Buffett a socialist because he believes the rich should pay more taxes. The Young Turks host Cenk Uygur breaks down a clip of Neil Cavuto arguing with the former head of Bear Stearns. The Largest Online News Show in the World. Google+: www.gplus.to Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Support TYT for FREE: bit.ly

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Osaka Vs Tokyo 【大阪ｖｓ東京】

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nail in the casket - Eminem

nail in the casket - Eminem Tube : Duration : 4.78 Minutes.

he dissin people in the song

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The Guild - S3 Ep4: Get it Back!

The Guild - S3 Ep4: Get it Back! Clips Review : Duration : 7.32 Minutes.

Codex enters enemy territory to get her Guildie back. The Guild' Season 3 is available for purchase on DVD j.mp and iTunes j.mp English - Dani Figueiredo & John Ferguson Italian - Francesco Spreafico & Luca Franceschini Polish - Krystian Aparta Portuguese - Dani Figueiredo Russian - Roman Rausch BUY GUILD STUFF: Comic Book bit.ly T-Shirts jinx.com Poster bit.ly CONNECT WITH THE GUILD: twitter.com facebook.com watchtheguild.com Official Fan Podcast http Oh, and finnsmulders.com

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Funeral Poems For a Baby

There are so many examples of beautiful funeral poems available. There are some that are for different ages and genders and even funeral poems for a baby. There are some that deal with how their soul lives on, and all of them have the ability to soothe and heal a mourning heart.

Needing a poem for a funeral is not exactly something people look forward to; in fact nobody really wants to do this in the midst of other funeral planning tasks. That is part of the reason that the Funeral Director may have many examples of poetry for you to look at. All examples of poems can be a beautiful tribute and heartfelt for many listeners.

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You can find poetry just about anywhere books are sold or online. When dealing with the death of a child it is very hard to imagine how anything could possibly make you feel even a little bit better. While it is true that nothing will help right at that moment you might find some peace in the poetry that was used for a baby's funeral.

Look for poetry that are themed around angels, precious child or for a special baby. These are the general ideas you may find in this type of poems and were probably written at some point by a parent who lost a child. The words are moving and you may find many associations with the author's feelings and expressions.

The eloquence of poetry is captivating and very appropriate to even read aloud in the service.

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Take Off (2009) Korean Movie HD Cut (Eng Sub)

Take Off (2009) Korean Movie HD Cut (Eng Sub) Tube Review : Duration : 5.82 Minutes.

국가대표 / Gukgadaepyo Korean Movie, 2009/07/29 Main Cast : Ha Jeong-woo 하정우 Seong Dong-il 성동일 Kim Ji-seok 김지석 Kim Dong-wuk 김동욱 Choi Jae-hwan 최재환 Lee Jae-eung 이재응 Director : Kim Yong-hwa 김용화 Synopsis In 1996 a small Korean town is undergoing a large-scale construction in preparation for Winter Olympics bid. In the middle of the construction, the local committee receives a report that they do not have sufficient athletes to compete. they conclude to form a ski jump team in order to represent the event. Former American Junior alpine athlete Bob is an adoptee who came to Korea in search of his mother. With 4 other non-experienced athletes, he form the first Korean ski jump team. theres no turning back, its a challenge they committed to. (cr: hancinema)

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Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice

Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice Tube Review : Duration : 4.65 Minutes.

Album: Doggystyle With so much drama in the LBC It's kinda hard bein' Snoop DO-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin' up with funky as* sh*t like every single day May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah) And, make a few ends as (yeah) I breeze, through Two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin' 'Cause my momma ain't home I got b****es in the living room gettin' it on And, they ain't leavin' til six in the mornin' (six in the mornin') So what you wanna do, sh*t I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we don't love them h*es, yeah So we gonna smoke a ounce to this G's up, h*es down, while you motherf***ers bounce to this CHORUS: Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back (with my mind on my money And my money on my mind) (x2) Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in Now this types of sh*t, happens all the time You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine Everything is fine when you listenin' to the DOG I got the cultivating music that be captivating he Who listens, to the words that I speak As I take me a drink to the middle of the street And get to mackin' to this b**** named Sadie (Sadie?) She used to be the homeboy's lady (Oh, that b****) Eighty degrees, when I tell that b**** please Raise up off these NU-T's, cause you gets none of these At ease, as I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze B ...

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Homeschool Ideas - Simple Ways to Make Learning Fun

Has your homeschooling routine become dull and uninspiring? Do your children groan, complain and beg you for frequent breaks? Here are some simple homeschool ideas that will put the fun back into your homeschool curriculum!

Reading and language arts are essential components of every homeschool program. You don't have to assign workbook exercises to help your child build valuable reading skills. Play crossword puzzles, read joke books, have a family book club or poetry night. Post a word you want your children to learn on your refrigerator every week. Keep track of how often the word is used in context and give a prize to the person who uses it the most frequently. Teaching math is fun and easy when you reinforce its value in everyday life. Show your children ways you use math when budgeting, shopping, playing sports or traveling. Building is a great way to teach math and geometry. Help your children build a toy box or clubhouse, or work together on household repairs. Younger children can build with Legos, blocks or K'nex. Journaling, letter writing and scrap booking are great activities for budding writers. Reluctant writers may want to practice writing jokes or use their computer skills to create a blog or website. Creating a newsletter is a great family writing project. Assign different tasks to each child, or have children work as a team. This newsletter will serve as a record of events and activities your family has enjoyed. Head outdoors to give your children a break from their regular routine. Sit under a tree and read your favorite read aloud, complete assignments on an outdoor picnic table. Take a walk or roller blade between lessons, or eat lunch on a blanket in the backyard. This will not only give your children a boost of fresh air, it gives them a chance to observe nature - that's science! Divide your family into teams and choose a subject for debate. Help your children research the topic and prepare convincing arguments. Your children will learn about current events and history, and develop valuable public speaking skills. Instead of choosing a winner, reward both teams for a job well done!

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Don't forget to play homeschool games like Chess, card games and board games with your children. Adding a game night to your weekly routine will provide your family with valuable opportunities for learning and bonding.

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Shephard's Mind Episode 1

Shephard's Mind Episode 1 Clips : Duration : 9.98 Minutes.

A chronicle of the innermost thoughts of Adrian Shephard, a 22-year-old Marine Corporal and cowardly individual. EDIT: Footage for Episodes 2 and 3 are done. I'll do the voicing this weekend if I have time.

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Brazilian Birthday Bashes

In Brazil, they prepare beautiful and attractive birthdays candies in different 'fruity and vegetable shapes'. Candies are shaped so well and fine that they give a natural look. They are so deceitful for a moment that children, at first look, avoid taking them. There is no birthday without decorating the home. Brazilians post Birthday banners on walls and ceilings of the house of the celebrant and decorate tables of the venue and ceilings with artificial colorful paper flowers along with Candle wreath to reflect the real essence of party and festive. Party starts with cutting the birthday cake in Brazil. The nearest and dearest one enjoys the first bite of the cake. It could be anyone, mom, dad, brother, sister, best friend etc. On Birthday, Brazilians pull the earlobe of the celebrant for each birthday year. Cheese bread, Caruru, Feijoada, Coxinha, rice beans, spicy sausage are the famous Brazilian cuisines in the birthday menu. Wine and Caipirinha cocktails are the two prime Brazilian drinks.

In Brazil, birthdays are celebrated in many ways: surprise birthday party, proper birthday party, buffet, barbecue, chilling out with friends are for instance. In this list, surprise birthday party is the only one which fills the celebrant with amazement and joy. Guests present Birthday flowers, Birthday cards, and other gift items to the celebrant. Friends and relatives tease the celebrant by making pinching jokes and asking funny questions for the sake of fun. Last but, not the least, are dance and music without whom, a party is never complete.

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Technology is also doing its bid by contributing through online birthday flower delivery to Brazil. Rose, Orchids, Carnations and Begonia are very popular birthday flowers in Brazil. People prefer birthday flowers for decoration and greetings. Flowers reflect love and purity, in the true sense. Moreover, sending birthday flowers in Brazil, suits best to a surprise birthday party. Moreover, flowers have Holy significance in Christianity and other religions. For instance, in Christianity, Archetypal flower or white Madonna lily (Lilium candidum) is associated with purity and holiness. The pretext is associated with virgin Marry, white petals are a sign of her spotless body and golden stamens are associated with her glowing soul. Due to this reason, Lilies occupy special place in birthday flowers bouquet of Brazil.

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Halo Reach Stop Motion - Things Not Seen

Halo Reach Stop Motion - Things Not Seen Tube : Duration : 1.30 Minutes.

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Google Instant Launch Event

Google Instant Launch Event Tube Review : Duration : 87.22 Minutes.

On September 8, 2010, Marissa Mayer and Ben Gomes hosted a search event at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art to announce Google Instant. Check out this video from our event. Google Instant is a new search interface and infrastructure enhancement that is fast and predictive, making search easier by showing you relevant search results instantly on the results page as you type. When people use Instant, we estimate they save between two and five seconds when they search. Globally, this adds up to more than 11 hours saved every second. You can learn more from our blog post: googleblog.blogspot.com

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Mom's Gold Toof Tube Review : Duration : 3.80 Minutes.

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How to Talk to Girls?

Do you want to know how to talk to girls? You may just follow these simple and great tips to improve your conversation skill by which you can easily attract the girls.

First of all, you need to be confident about what you talk. The more nervous you get, the more mistakes you tend to make. Majority of girls get attracted by the confident style of talking of a man. But at the same time, you need to remember not to be over confident. Otherwise, they may feel that you are doing it just to impress her. So be confident yet calm when you talk to a girl.

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While speaking to a girl, you should try to ask such kind of questions which will encourage her to speak more out herself or her experiences. It's better not to ask questions which will end up with only yes or no. At the same time, you must also remember not to ask too many personal questions since it's not a good idea to start you conversation with such questions. Make sure that your conversation should not make her feel that you are asking questions just for the sake of it.

It is found that developing a good sense of humor is the best way to attract girls. For example, if any of your actions accidentally turn out to be embarrassing, you should immediately try to turn the whole situation into a joke. Besides, you must also try to work on your body language while delivering a joke because it can make the whole situation funnier.

Finally, you should always be careful not to make jokes on sensitive topics which can offend her. Instead, it is a good idea to try to improve your sense of humor since it is one of the best tips on how to improve your talking style with the girls.

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Monster in Law

Monster in Law marks Jane Fonda's return to the big screen after a fifteen year absence and Jennifer Lopez's return to film after the Bennifer debacle. Monster in Law tells the story of Viola (Fonda) a Barbara Walters-esque reporter who loses her job to a young, blonde skinny Minnie who she thought was there to fetch her coffee. Upon learning this news she has an on air breakdown and after some time in a psyche hospital she leaves only to learn that her only child Kevin (Michael Vartan) is going to marry some girl (Lopez) that she has never met. At this point hijinks ensue (think Meet the Parents with the women at each other's throats instead of the men) and an all out war erupts between Fonda and Lopez with Vartan's character remaining completely clueless. I was under the impression this was supposed to be a comedy, except someone forgot to tell Anya Kochoff that when writing a comedy script the jokes should occur throughout the entire movie not just the last half hour or instead of a comedy you end up with a bumbling mess that makes you cringe instead of laugh and leaves you wondering how Klute's Bree Daniel and yes, how even the Wedding Planner chose this as their comeback film.

In Jane's defense she did the best she could with the script she had. It is hard to make Lemonade with rotten lemons, and that is just what this script is...rotten. The jokes were played out and unfunny and even the usually funny Wanda Sykes couldn't save this stinker. Also, Fonda just isn't suited to physical comedy. She tried: there were all the requisite falls, slaps and over exaggerated reactions but none of it played well. When I was supposed to be laughing I shuddered thinking, "Wow, could this possible get any worse?" Fonda's role would have been more suited to a Streisand, a Midler or a Streep, they would have that aging, vindictive diva role down and might have been able to save the film, I stress the might.

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Fonda wasn't the only one cast badly. Jennifer Lopez as the sweet, innocent, underachieving, slightly dimwitted and very naïve Charlie was about as believable as Ben Affleck saying "I do." The scene where she was gushing about the importance of marriage and how her marriage to Greg was going to be the most important day of her life was one of the few funny moments in the movie, even though it wasn't scripted to be so. You just can't sell Lopez as the gushing, sweet, anti-diva Charlie. It's just not possible. Let's face it, we've seen too many marriages, too many divorces, heck too many engagement rings and this is the same woman who purportedly had an all white clause in her rider and if it wasn't fulfilled all hell broke loose...sweet and innocent, I think not.

And poor Michael Vartan. I guess he was just happy to have a starring role in a movie so it didn't matter to him that he was little more then a glorified prop, a well dressed extra, a poor excuse to propel this sorry excuse for a plot along for the 102 minutes it bumbled across the screen. Vartan had very few lines, those he had were just plain bad and he then was unceremoniously dismissed for two-thirds of the movie just so Fonda and Lopez could go at each other without him being present. The movie could have really gone on without him. As it was it was quite easy to forget that he existed or that he was even the reason why of all the shenanigans in the movie were happening to begin with.

Believe it or not Monster in Law wasn't all bad. About two thirds in something amazing happened: thanks to a doctor who was really a waiter, a bowl of gravy and a really bad allergic reaction to nuts I had my first real laugh of the movie. Also, watching Fonda squirm as her mother in law played by Elaine Stritch, shows up was priceless. Those scenes were the best acted and best scripted scenes of the entire film. They almost made the movie worth watching.

All in all stay away. Monster in Law isn't worth your time or money. Seeing Jane Fonda back on the big screen was nice but I really wish she would have chosen a better vehicle to make her long awaited comeback.

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Disadvantages of Parents Working Overseas

Working in other countries is not a simple task. Moreover, apart from the heavy work and the dangers they face every day is that they must work away from their homes. This is one of the options of working away from home that is difficult to bear for both the parents and children.

No matter how overseas workers enjoy their company when they are giving jokes and sharing funny stories, laughing and screaming with delight in their togetherness, when the sun goes down and they return to their respective rooms, they cannot prevent themselves from becoming lonely.

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They always think of their families, especially their children, and they always look forward to the day when they would go on vacation and be reunited with family members. They cannot just talk to anybody about issues related to the family. Apart from some who have adjusted and established friendship in the workplace, many have to keep family issues to themselves.

We could just imagine how one would react and feel when there is an accident or emergency at home. Worse, when a family member becomes ill and hospitalized, he may not be there right away to attend to his sick child or spouse. The irony is that there are times when, despite how workers miss their families and worrying about them every day, they could not have enough time to talk with their loved ones through phone because the work is so busy at times.

One of the difficult situations is when the father or the mother who has been working abroad for quite a long time, their little child can't recognize them and treats them like a stranger. This usually happens with little children who in their young minds could not understand why their father or mother has to be absent for a month or more from home.

No one can replace the presence of a father or mother at home. Children who grew up with a parent or both parents working abroad somehow have that feeling that there is a gap to fill. Resentments could spark misunderstanding between children and parents despite sincere efforts from parents to create better relationships. These are some of the downsides of families, which parent or both are working abroad.

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Spiritual Homemaker

The spiritual homemaker takes the mundane and common things she does each day and applies them to gospel principles or spiritual things. She tries to turn an attitude of indifference to the boring things she does to one of thankfulness for the blessings she has. The spiritual homemaker strives to bless the lives of those in her family. She strives to be pleasant and cheerful.

A spiritual homemaker will strive to take a day, an ordinary day and savor the fulfillment she receives from the labor with her hands.

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"A woman began to make bread. She had prepared her own yeast and it was covered with white foam. As she measured the brown flour and added milk, she thought of bread as a blessing, and the making of bread as an ancient and honored art- a brown loaf as the pride of the homemakers since first the pioneer woman had come to the sagebrush valley and turned its wilderness to fields of grain. Breadmaking is not a task, she thought, but a privilege, the blessed symbol of life, the evidence of plenty- food for her family." (V.P.C., 1957)

While I perform my homemaking duties such as washing a sinkful of dirty dishes, or folding the laundry with my children or husband that it is a time that a mundane task becomes a time of insight into my children's or husband's lives. One evening, after my husband came home from work, I asked him to spend time with me and we would cook dinner together while the kids played. He and I made homemade pizza and raspberry brownies together while we talked and teased each other. Side by side we worked on the necessary task of feeding the family, but we enhanced our marriage and strengthened the bonds of our communication by doing these things together. At times I wash dishes with one or two of my children rinsing and drying. While we work together it becomes a meaningful experience. We have often told each other new jokes or my child will open up and share a problem she is having with a friend or teacher.

A homemaker works with her hands. Have you ever noticed that most tasks that require your hands as in manual labor are often rote or repetitive and require very little thinking? This is actually a blessing. We can often think about solutions to our problems, plan meals, and concentrate on helping a neighbor with something or a child who needs extra attention.

The next time you are performing the homemaking tasks around your house, take time to apply each thing you do with a gospel principle. The homemaker is an example for spiritual things in a temporal world. "And they shall be of thee shall build the old waste places: thou shalt rise up the foundations of many generations; and thou shalt be called, The repairer of the breech, The restorer of paths to dwell in." Isaiah 58:12

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