Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts

Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Importance of Humor in Marriage

"Oh, darling...dinner's ready."

Giggle, snicker, hehehehehehe.

Mom Joke

In walks hubby, drawn to the kitchen by the alluring smell of buttery onions and roasted garlic only to find a monstrous, eye-bulging, teeth showing creature staring up at him from the center of the table. And here I am, rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, watching his jaw drop. My daughter? She's not amused:

"Mom! That's not funny! I'm making chicken nuggets."

You gotta love teens. They tell it like it is. No beating around the bush, no tiptoeing on egg shells afraid they'll hurt your feelings. If it enters their head, it spills out of their mouth.

A few years ago, our daughter came home from school and told my husband and I that we had placed second in a very prestigious contest. According to the seventh grade class at Northland Christian, we were voted the second weirdest parents. Now, I don't know if this was for the entire school or just for that grade, but it didn't matter. And this is an honor we didn't take lightly. In fact, I created a dance and song to celebrate and offered to record it for YouTube. Unfortunately my daughter didn't see the value in that and begged me not to do it. Oh, my poor, frequently mortified child who must coach her parents on how not to behave in restaurants before we leave the car:

"Now Dad, please don't introduce everyone at our table to the wait staff. And please don't tell her the comb-over joke. It's really not funny."

Seriously? Not funny? Oh, that's my favorite one. Although the telling can be quite time-consuming. You'd have to know the whole background joke to truly get it, but think high school basketball coach with a foot long comb-over greased across his shiny bald head, flapping in the wind as he demonstrates a perfectly executed lay-up. Now think of a balding lawn with overgrown patches. Yep, time for a lawn-comb over. Okay, so maybe its a private joke. That's what we always say when people aren't laughing, right? But stay with me here.

So what does Monkfish, comb-overs, and ROFLOL moments have to do with marriage? Laughter is the medicine, my friend. The igniting spark, the cementing glue, the vein-bulging, drool producing, cough-ensuing catalyst that will bond you and your husband's heart for life. (If you don't get the whole vein-bulging, drool producing, cough-ensuing reference, you've never seen my second laugh. You know the one. Where you're rocking back and forth, mouth gaping, laughing so hard you begin to choke on your own spit. Although the second laugh is nothing like the third laugh. At least that's what I've been told.)

According to Elizabeth George, author of A Woman After God's Own Heart, the woman "sets the mood and maintains the atmosphere in the home." (p. 134) Proverbs 17:22 says, "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."

Wow, is that true! If I'm a sour pickle, it isn't long before gloom and doom settles around our house. But if I pick up a wooden spoon and an old coffee can and do the tango in the middle of the kitchen-oops, forgot about those windows, and my neighbor mowing his lawn. Well, he used to be mowing, now he's watching that crazy Slattery lady do a John Travolta-Cindy-Lauper-Pee-Wee-Hermon dance in the middle of her kitchen. Think he'd like to join me? It isn't long before we're all laughing.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying you should skirt over issues and sweep everything under the rug. What I'm saying is make your house a home. Make it a place of joy. Don't be afraid to be silly. You're your husband's teammate. Be his friend, too. Add a splash of jalepeno-infused vinegar into your relationship and watch your husband's eyes light up as his worries of work dissolve beneath a fit of giggles.

Don't know how? Get a book. Seriously. There's nothing wrong with seeking out a good, clean joke once in a while. And ask God to help you. Even better, spend a few minutes at your Savior's feet. What? You thought God was a staunch-nosed galactic kill joy? Then you've never watched an eighty-pound German Shepherd chase his tail or a baby devour his toes. God is the God of joy and He wants to share that joy with you.

Most important: keep it fun. Life is serious enough. Your spouse doesn't need another business partner. He needs a heart-lifter. He needs a friend.

The Importance of Humor in Marriage

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Monday, November 14, 2011

How to Write an Excellent Marriage Speech

During a marriage ceremony, many things take place and one of them is a marriage speech. There are many speeches that you can expect in a wedding and it is vital to be prepared for this. The following are people you can expect a speech from during a marriage ceremony. The best man, father of the bride, groom, maid of honor, bride and the mother in law. Of course this will depend on the kind of culture you come from. In some cultures, there are no speeches to talk about but, in most cultures, a wedding is all about people and what they have to say. Giving a marriage speech is not an easy task. It requires lot of preparation. The following are some of the steps that you can take to ensure that you give a speech that is going to linger in the memories of everyone. The first thing is to write all the key points that you want to communicate with the people. You do not have to be very formal on this. Keep in mind that this is a wedding and not a workshop. The worse thing you can do in a wedding ceremony is to bore the people in attendance.

The best way to open a marriage speech is with a joke. Remember, all your jokes need to revolve around the bride and the groom. It is very exciting to know that you have something up your sleeves that will excite people. However, there are people who open with statements that were supposed to be jokes. Therefore, you need to make sure that your joke is funny. You do not have to crack the ribs of guests; a smile from people is enough to let you know you were funny. Before you give your speech, check with one or two people to ensure that your joke is good to go. If you are a best man, you must stick to what the program requires of you. There are people who give a speech for too long until they take up time for other speeches and events. The key to a good speech is brevity. The more you speak, the most you are likely to become mundane. Keep it sharp and fun; you will not regret it. If you are nervous, this shows that you are perfectly normal.

Mom Joke

You need to take a deep breathe and forget about being perfect. People expect you to be nervous and this is not a reason not to impress. Your do not have to memorize a speech; you can simply use prompt cards which will contain the key things you need to say. Do not use papers because they are too obvious in your hands. While giving a speech, your body language will matter a lot. It is a fun occasion and you need to have some movements. There are people who become too stiff and affect the speech. Your words should be nice and pleasant. These words have a way of attracting the attention of people. Being rude will just make the event a disaster on your part. Therefore, take time and come up with a speech that will not only be excellent but one that will come from your heart.

How to Write an Excellent Marriage Speech

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Monday, September 5, 2011

Brindisi fun Marriage - My Story, Plus Hints and Tips

Concerned for the wedding toast funny? This article tells my story as best man, and tried a few tips for those of you who are like me, with maybe a little problem with giving your wedding toast. My story begins not long ago, when I was asked by my best friend from college, to be his best man. I told him I was not a problem, and very excited and happy to ask, but I had never been a better man, marriage, and my experience was limited seating andobserved with other guests. I had a lot to learn. For those of you who are not familiar with the responsibilities of the best man, here is a brief summary:

The best man is expected to: plan celibacy to help the groom formal dress-pick, make sure the engagement party and samples that are the ushers, what they do, the ring bearer to escort the maid of honor in the field , a speech during the wedding ceremony to sign the marriage certificate, guard gifts, andeventually help the bride and groom her spring break at the end of the reception.

Mom Joke

Needless to say, make sure that the best man to handle the job, because a good man is a lot of work. I felt like I was doing all those, except my only weakness, language. So, as I always do when I have to make a speech, I spent a lot of time writing and practicing my speech in front of the bathroom mirror. I ended up with a toast at a wedding reception fun, and II decided to help others like them. Some important points to keep in mind when writing are my toast:

Identify Who Are You - Even if you can be very important and well known for the groom, not everyone knows who you are and let them know that is not only good manners but also make them more interested in the rest of your toast, it is now feel more connected to you through their connection with one's spouse.

Be brief - no matter how good your speechis that people have a very short attention span and do not appreciate long-winded speeches. Also, I do not care what the situation, simply does not take much time to give a toast to their marriage. To resume a speech min preferably between 5 and 6, and in any case less than 10

Humor - Keep it clean, there are grandparents and children present. Do not tell colorful stories from back in school. We say that keeping the humor is not classified G. a funny story about you and the bride or groom, butone that is too embarrassing or would be inappropriate.

Thanks and Praise - Thank the bride and groom, and tell them how special they are. It is their job to make them look good and feel loved and so appreciated by the jokes and the arm to throw in a praise and tell them how important they are for you.

If you are interested in really funny wedding toasts, there are tons of websites out there with jokes and quotes from famous people associated with weddings. You can alsoProfessionally written toast. Take a look around as I did, and I'm sure you will not be disappointed. I hope you enjoyed my article a short while, and I'll see you around. Good luck!

Brindisi fun Marriage - My Story, Plus Hints and Tips

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