Why You Cryin' mexican appearance beatin'

Why You Cryin' mexican appearance beatin' Tube Review : Duration : 2.98 Minutes.

George talks about how mexican (latino) parents beat the crap out of us... pretty funny...

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Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?

Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay? Tube : Duration : 9.35 Minutes.

twitter.com Warning: Mature Language. Some more funny clips by Margaret Cho, now focus is on a lesbian cruise, and Margarets personal experience. LOL!

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Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek Video Clips : Duration : 3.18 Minutes.

You never know where I may be hiding. Didn't plan the video just thought it was funny my mom was recording thinking I was going to pop out on the teenage girls. Plans changed and I didn't want to scare the little girl. bahaha HAPPY EASTER!!!

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Long Lost Zelda Scene & Veronica Belmont - Up At Noon

Long Lost Zelda Scene & Veronica Belmont - Up At Noon Clips Review : Duration : 15.08 Minutes.

On today's episode, Geek & Sundry's Veronica Belmont graces us with her awesomeness. Learn about her exciting new projects and how to get 1.6 million Twitter followers. Also, Brian Altano fixes Sony, Drucker rants about on-disc DLC and Greg gets in trouble with his mom. We also have jokes about the Wii U, Instagram on Facebook, flying cars, Final Fantasy, and a very special Zelda crime scene. For the full interview with Veronica, click the link below: www.youtube.com And be sure to check out the Geek & Sundry channel: www.youtube.com If you liked today's episode, please hit the like button. We have more original programming on the way, so subscribe and never miss an episode: www.youtube.com And for the latest gaming news, reviews, and trailers, be sure to subscribe to IGN's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Here's our full schedule: Up At Noon -- Mondays Splinter Cell: Extinction - Tuesdays Cheap Cool Crazy - Thursday Mix'd Reviews - Friday

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One Direction J&R Signing

One Direction J&R Signing Clips : Duration : 2.23 Minutes.

One Direction J&R "Up All Night" NYC Signing. Filming (in this order) Sophie, Tiffany, Amber, Isabella, me, Eda, Alice, Christine, Caroline, Rachel, Erica, Alexis and Kelly (yes, we were a large group...) as we meet the boys for the first time! It was such a laugh! Amazing memories. :D Massive thank you to Mama Fig for filming!! (And the amazing commentary...) HARRY! AYYY QUE LINDO!!!! For more Mama Fig and her daughter go here: www.youtube.com ATTENTION: There was a lot of confusion about what Harry said in the beginning of the video and I wanted to clear it up. A lot of people think that he told the fan to tell Zayn, "you make me horny". That's not true! He told her to tell Zayn, "you're a Friday." It's an inside joke within the guys, nothing more! Thanks! :) Side Note for Sophie: THESE WHORANS ALWAYS BE STEALIN' ME OL' LUCKY CHARMS! ~Madeline~

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LoB 4.1 (English-subbed)

LoB 4.1 (English-subbed) Tube Review : Duration : 10.02 Minutes.

Please turn ON your CC for subs

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Jo Koy Talks About His Filipina Mother

Jo Koy Talks About His Filipina Mother Video Clips : Duration : 1.85 Minutes.

theletters.org = funny unsent letters from all over the world Jo Koy is truly proud of his heritage and even credits his Filipina mom for his sense of humor check this out http

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Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience Clips Review : Duration : 76.05 Minutes.

Grab a backstage pass to the Jonas Brothers' motion picture debut! Kevin, Joe and Nick are "Burning Up" the stage and inviting you inside their personal world for the adventure of a lifetime. This colossal movie event launches the world's hottest band straight into your living room -- and includes guest appearances by chart-topping artists Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift! Secure your VIP pass to a once-in-a-lifetime experience with the JONAS BROTHERS. Get ready to hang out with this multitalented trio, and take an intimate look at what their lives are like offstage and behind the scenes. It's the music-filled movie event perfect for the whole family!

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Sunehre Din

Sunehre Din Clips Review : Duration : 143.28 Minutes.

The story revolves around the triangular love story. Renu (Rehana), Asha (Roop Kamal) and Lata (Nigar Sultana) are close friends. Premendra (Raj Kapoor) big singer.Renu, Asha and Lata are fall in love with Premendra. Who love Premendra is the rest of the story.

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The Online Gamer - The Online Gamer: RROD

The Online Gamer - The Online Gamer: RROD Clips Review : Duration : 4.88 Minutes.

Aaron has a major meltdown after downloading the MW2 Stimulus Package. Directed by: Jason Schnell Produced by: Eric Pumphrey Written by: Lindsey Reckis Starring: Eric Pumphrey

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Joke Ninja

Conversational Jokes and One-liners

Jokes can be a non-threatening way to open conversations with strangers, add a ray of sunshine to a friend's day or just share a funny moment with those who are closest to you. Are there not times you wish you could be like a Joke Ninja - landing back on your feet with one funny or hilarious story after another, when you are trying to create some good, clean fun? Remembering great "one-liners" or coming up with fresh comedy material for your next party can be difficult to do, unless you have access to your own comedy writers.

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The Internet a Great Source, But Do Not Restrict Yourself

With the Internet, it's easier to find jokes you haven't heard before, regardless of the subject matter. It can be difficult to come up with appropriate funnies for younger audiences, but there are plenty of clean, humorous anecdotes to be found or created, and some have been put in writing. There are some people who just seem to have a knack for thinking up short, amusing stories, whether based on real people, or not. There seems to be an endless supply of the "a ______walked into a bar" or "knock-knock" jokes, but those can get worn out as quickly as "blond" or "fat" "one-liners", depending on your audience.

A Joke Ninja

A Joke Ninja can be defined as a person who knows how to gear their material to their audience, so it won't be offensive, and they know how to tell it so it makes people laugh. There are some people who just don't get good jokes and others can take them downright personally. Knowing your audience helps a lot, if you decide to tell any types of stereotypical "one-liners", such as those about seniors, religion or political sectors, sports or occupations, for example.

You can find plenty of material that's clean enough to tell your grandmother or your kids, but there are all different kinds of categories, when it comes to looking for humorous and funny material. Everyone thinks they can become a comedian if they can remember the punch line, when it comes time to deliver. Those that might be considered a Joke Ninja will have a full range of humorous material, but they will be able to read and command their audience, using the basic concepts of comedy. And just like the Japanese warriors of old, each thrust will be perfectly timed taking the listener(s) off guard.

Delivering different kinds of funny, short stories or performing hilarious impersonations could be considered "stand-up" or "slapstick", but even if you write your own material, you have to admit that delivery is the key factor. There is an art to humor and just because you have some funny material does not mean you won't cause a classic, "one-liner" to become a flop, if you don't make people laugh when telling it.

Master The Joke(s) First

Mastering the telling of jokes is a task that a Joke Ninja, such as professional entertainers or comedians, have learned to consistently incorporate. If you want to make people laugh and become the life of the party, you need to consider joke delivery, besides audience-appropriate material. Sometimes to become funny it is necessary to be most serious, and as some comedians have discovered a serious business can be hilariously funny. Practice, practice and practice the secret of any professional. Putting together new ideas in funny ways can help you be more successful in making people laugh! Get the right material, learn the lines and then make the delivery professional. Lastly, you too should enjoy the fun!

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o reilly on bearding - can't allegation 4chan

o reilly on bearding - can't allegation 4chan Clips Review : Duration : 4.65 Minutes.

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Jimmy Kimmel Funniest Prank Ever Dear Hunter

Jimmy Kimmel Funniest Prank Ever Dear Hunter Clips : Duration : 3.35 Minutes.

i decided to post my favorte viedo thats been laying around

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Big blast approach - I'm Batman

Big blast approach - I'm Batman Clips Review : Duration : 1.58 Minutes.

Big bang theory - I'm Batman

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25 One-Liner Frog Jokes - Can be Used on Any Occasion

Frogs like any helpless animals have had a series of jokes told about them. They are probably not the funniest jokes ever told, but they can sometimes put a smile on the face of a frog collector. Sometimes, however the frog collector may not see the funny side. Here goes, have a laugh and don't take yourself too seriously.

1. Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

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2. What do frogs play at recess? Jumping jacks and leapfrog.

3. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

4. Who is smarter, a chicken or a frog? A frog of course

How do you know? Well, I've never heard of Kentucky Fried Frog.

5. What is a frog's favorite snack? Cheese and croakers.

6. Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog? To pick the flies out from between his teeth.

7. Why are frogs good at baseball? Because they catch a lot of fly balls.

8. Why does a frog stand in the outfield? So he won't miss a fly.

9. What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts.

10. What do you call a one hundred year old frog? An old croak.

11. What did the frog dress up as at Halloween? A prince.

12. Where does the frog borrow money? From the river bank.

13. Why couldn't the snake talk? He had a frog in its throat.

14. Which frog has horns? A bull frog.

15. What is a snake's favorite weather? Cool and froggy.

16. What is a toad's favorite sweet? Lollihops.

17. What is a frog's favorite cheer? Hop hop hooray.

18. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dot-croak? Morse toad.

19. How deep is a frog pond? Kneedeep, kneedeep

20. What do you call a frog with no legs? It does not matter - he won't come anyway.

21. What's green and dangerous? A frog with a hand grenade.

22. What's white on the outside and green on the inside? A frog sandwich.

23. What does a bankrupt frog say? Baroke, baroke baroke.

24. What's green, green, green, green? A frog rolling down the hill.

25. What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada dry.

Frog collectors of the world unite and enjoy your amazing collections!

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Terah, Father of the Famous Father - Abraham

"Why do you make sport of me"?

The way that I came about studying this story about Terah was interesting to me. I remembered reading it years ago when I read the Bible all the way through for the first time. Yesterday, when I went to the book of Genesis to look for it, I couldn't find it. All it said regarding Terah involved genealogy. I thought I imagined reading it or that I was mixing it up with another story. When I looked it up online I found that it was in the Midrash. I guess that is an ancient Jewish form of a homily imbedded in the text. The Midrash regards Terah as wicked. (E.g., Numbers Rabbah 19:1; 19:33.) There is also a reference in the book of Joshua to Abraham's father being an idol worshiper. I can't remember if this story was included in the text of the bible that I read, but I think it was. I want to figure out this little mystery, so any input would be appreciated. Anyway, I hope that it is a valid story and even if it isn't it will still serve the purpose for this study on fatherhood.

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Terah once went away and left Abraham to mind the store. A woman came with a plateful of flour and asked Abraham to offer it to the idols. Abraham took a stick, broke the idols, and put the stick in the largest idol's hand. When Terah returned, he demanded that Abraham explain what he had done. Abraham told Terah that the idols fought among themselves and the largest broke the others with the stick. "Why do you make sport of me?" Terah cried, "Do they have any knowledge?" Abraham replied, "Listen to what you are saying!" Terah then delivered Abraham to King Nimrod for punishment. (Genesis Rabbah 38:13.) The Zohar says that when God saved Abraham from the furnace, Terah repented. (Zohar, Bereshit 1:77b.) Rabbi Abba b. Kahana said that God assured Abraham that his father Terah had a portion in the World to Come. (Genesis Rabbah 30:4; 30:12.) And thus learned the futility of idol worship.

As fathers we are charged with instructing, training and teaching our children. But that doesn't mean that we can't ever learn from them. I like this story because of the way Abraham made fun of his father, and by his practical joke, taught him a very important lesson. I'm not sure if I buy the part of the story where Terah turns his son in to the King, and the King sentences Abraham to death for the offence. So, for the sake of this study, let's omit that part. I have always loved my own father very much, and I have no complaints about the way he raised me. Although, I did have a sort of fearful respect for him that made it so that even though the two of us have a good sense of humor, I could never have done something like this to him. Now the relationship I have with my kids is a little different, especially with my youngest son, Levi.

Levi is a ball buster extraordinaire. A real practical joker since he was a kindergartner. He's put things in my shoes, he's put wet facecloths on my pillow before I go to bed, and one of my favorites; he tapes the trigger of the sprayer to the sink on, and leaves it aimed at me so when I go to make the coffee in the morning I get doused with cold water. I really enjoy being the brunt of his jokes and I let him know that. I'm glad that even though he respects me, probably more than my other kids do, he's not afraid to "make sport of me". He does have a little bit of a "dish it out but can't take it problem" but I'm working on that. A real strong point with Levi is that he can go from a little joker to a pretty deep thinking serious guy and he knows when to turn it on and turn it off.

I think a sense of humor is very important. When used correctly it can really get a kid's or anyone's interest and attention so that important instruction can be conveyed. I've got a couple serious lectures based entirely on two different jokes. I open these lectures with the joke using it as a sort of parable, and then go on to explain some pretty serious issues to my kids, and recently, a couple of their friends. I hope it comes across like I mean it to. I just hope that my approach works, because it would be kind of embarrassing if it fell flat. I guess when you try to be funny even for the right reasons, sometimes you run the risk of looking like a fool!

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The Big Bang Theory - Wolowitz Funniest Scenes

The Big Bang Theory - Wolowitz Funniest Scenes Tube Review : Duration : 9.35 Minutes.

A collection of funny scenes from Season 1 and 2 of The Big Bang Theory.

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How to Tell Jokes for Kids

Kids love a good joke. Unlike adults who may have developed over time, a mental shield if you will, that doesn't find the same jokes funny. For kids, the best jokes are probably the most simplest of jokes or the silliest of jokes. There are some that even enjoy gross jokes! But telling a kid a funny joke isn't all in the joke itself, like doing a presentation, it's all about the delivery such as your tone of voice and body language.

Go for the most simple of jokes, something that doesn't require a complex knowledge of a particular area. For example, you need to understand that kids don't have a complicated vocabulary, therefore jokes involving satire, complicated irony or intelligent puns will go wasted. Therefore, to tell a good joke for a kid, one must go for jokes which involve everyday objects and people. Here's a good example -

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What superhero uses public transportation?
Bus Lightyear

Why is this joke so effective? Because not only is it easy to understand, but it also includes a wordplay reference to a superhero character that children actually know; in this case, Buzz Lightyear. By adding an extra layer (the knowledge layer of Buzz Lightyear), kids will enjoy it that much more as now they feel like they're part of an inside joke. It's the equivalent of if you were a lawyer or possess an understanding of a lawyer's job and someone told you lawyer jokes, you would most likely find the joke more appealing or have that "I get it!" moment.

If you think about it, the joke used in the example above is rather silly, and in an adult context, you might not even get a snicker out of the other person. So another point to acknowledge here is that kids enjoy rather silly jokes and humour. To take it one step further, some jokes for kids should even include an element of vulgar. Whilst this may sound pretty gross for the average adult human; children are still developing and find things such as "breaking wind" and "burping" absolutely hilarious. If you can get over the gross factor of some kids jokes, kids will laugh hysterically and appreciate your joke and tell the joke it to their friends.

The main idea when telling jokes for kids is that you need to keep them really plain and simple. There isn't an exact science to it unfortunately, but if you aim for simplicity and a bucketful of silliness, you're sure to impress your niece, nephew or own kids.

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Nigerian Mothers (Jocelyn Jee)

Nigerian Mothers (Jocelyn Jee) Tube : Duration : 1.63 Minutes.

Comdienne Jocelyn Jee speak about your typical nigerian mother

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Four Ways to Become a Great Mother-in-law

When my daughter got married I thought about buying her husband a book of mother-in-law jokes. After all, whenever you hear someone say "mother-in-law" you expect it to be accompanied with a loud groan. No, we don't have a good reputation in our culture, and probably for good reason. However, if you're a mother-in-law, or expect to be one someday, here are a few tips that might help you win the war against our common stereotype.

Be a Cheerleader.

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I think I have a terrific son-in-law and I tell people so. I'll let my co-workers, friends and family know how proud I am of David. I'll talk about how kind he is to my daughter and what a wizard he is as a business owner. One day I realized, though, that I wasn't telling Dave these things personally nearly enough. There's an old saying that goes, "If something is laudable, make sure it is audible". Now I make a conscious effort to tell him how wonderful I think he is, and how proud I am to have him as a son-in-law. We all know children need praise, but sometimes we forget that grown children still need to hear those good thoughts we have about them. It's even doubly important when you've married into a family. As a mother-in-law you have a great opportunity to be pick up your pom-poms and be captain of cheerleading for your family.

Be Switzerland.

"I don't know how you can put up with him. My son is such an idiot!" Honestly, those words are toned down from the actual ones I know one mother used when talking to her daughter-in-law. The marriage was on shaky ground anyway, at least in the daughter-in-law's eyes, and hearing such a venomous attack from her husband's own mother didn't help things. In fact within six months the wife had left and filed for divorced. "Really, my mother-in-law did have an influence on my decision to leave," the former wife told me. "When you hear a mother run down her own child like that, it really makes you think." I'm not saying that some couples shouldn't divorce - and certainly if there's poor treatment of either person in a marriage then someone is obligated to speak up. But as mothers-in-law we have to remember that we do have power to influence the young married couples in our family. If any of my children go through a divorce someday, I really want to make sure that my words weren't the tipping point on such a major life decision. If one of your grown children or their spouse come to you with complaints about the other, use caution, wisdom and prayer and do everything you can to be a positive voice, even in difficult times.

Make Listening an Art Form.

One thing I've noticed as my children have grown older is that they may not need me physically like they did when they were young, but they seem to need me even more emotionally and spiritually. I've spent many hours listening to stories of heartaches and struggles, and tried to offer words that would help soothe away tears. Mary Alice is about 20 years my elder and someone who has become my adopted mom as well as my friend. Mary is an exquisite listener. Whether on the phone or in person, when you talk to her you feel as though she is leaning in to listen closely to what you are saying. Often when you're done speaking about something she'll say, "Now this is what I think I heard you saying . . .", so she can be sure she understood you perfectly. Mary Alice practices "mindful availability", making sure her focus stays centered on the person talking and actively listening to what they say. In other words, Mary is the listening kind of mother we all want in our lives - someone whose concern is shown by the deep attention they give when you talk about your hopes, dreams and fears. When a person listens wholeheartedly, as my mom-friend does, you know they truly care about you, and that can bring much comfort and joy into your life. As a mother-in-law we have the opportunity to be both mother and friend to our children's spouses, and practicing the art of listening will help nurture that special kind of relationship.

Wear Rose Colored Glasses.

Niceness doesn't come naturally to me. In fact, there are too many times when my natural tendency is to look at the negative side of things, or to pick people's traits and habits apart and find them lacking. And for some stupid reason, I sometimes think it would be good to share my negative observations with others. I remember saying something critical once about a person one of my sons adored and immediately saw the look of stress and dejection in his face. Seeing his look gave me pause and made me reflect on the words that came out of my mouth. Yes, the girl might have a flaw or two, but I thought back to when I was young and I had her beat by a mile in the Have-a-Lot-to-Learn category. My focus on a small negative trait served no purpose at all. My father would have been disappointed that I had overlooked what he said to me a thousand times growing up - "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". We all have our quirks and idiosyncrasies. It's easy to overlook them in ourselves and our own children. There's absolutely no benefit in seeing others in a negative light, much less sharing those thoughts. Negativity can be addictive, and so now I always try to replace critical thoughts with several positive ones. Wearing rose-colored glasses can feel quite strange at first, but they're so worth wearing, especially for mothers-in-law.

My Goal.

One evening I was talking with a man at a Boy Scout meeting who mentioned he was going over to his mother-in-law's house the next day to do some repair work. I asked him if he minded the extra work. "Oh no!" was his quick answer. "I love my mother-in-law. She's just a wonderful person." What a blessing it would be if one day my own children's spouses thought so highly of me. Wouldn't it be nice to dispel all those old mother-in-law jokes, and have a son or daughter-in-law that bragged about how lucky they are to have you in their life? With our hearts in the right place and some practice of positive traits, I have no doubt we all can.

Four Ways to Become a Great Mother-in-law

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The Ultimate Collection of Engineering Jokes

While you might not be able to tell when speaking speaking with one, most Engineers tend to have a wonderful sense of humor. In an effort to dispel one of the oldest myths about engineers, we have collected the following series of engineering jokes. We hope you find them as humorous as we do:)

Three Metal Spheres

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The local university recently decided to present it's professors with a test. Three metal spheres were placed on a table, and the professors were told to do whatever they wanted with them. Each professor had an hour alone in the room with the three metal spheres. After an hour, the Math professors emerges and the balls are arranged in the form of a triangle. Next, the Physics professor emerges from his room; the balls are stacked one on top of the other. Finally, the Engineering professor emerges from his room. One ball is broken, one ball is missing, and he is carrying the third one out in his lunchbox.

Malfunctioning Windows

Three engineers are driving in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer. The car stops running, and they pull of onto the shoulder of the road to inspect it. The electrical engineer suggests that they strip down the electronics of the car in an attempt to trace where a fault may have occurred. The chemical engineer suspects that the fuel is becoming emulsified and suggests that they focus on the fuel system. The software engineer suggests closing all the windows, getting out, getting back in, and opening all the windows again to see if that helps.

The Retired Engineer

After 30 years of loyal service, John the Engineer retired from his company. Several years later, the company was having problems troubleshooting one of their new multi-million dollar machines. Nobody on staff could figure out the problem, so they contacted John the Engineer. John spent the next day studying the machine. At the end of the day, he marked a particular component with a small "x" in chalk. The part was replaced, and the machine immediately started working again. A short while later, the company received an invoice for 000. After demanding an itemized invoice, John the Engineer responded with the following: 1 chalk mark - .00, Knowing where to put it - 999.00

The Lost Balloonist

A man is flying in a hot air balloon, but realizes he is lost. He spots another man down below, and lowers his balloon to ask for directions. "Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if you could help me? I'm lost and I was supposed to meet up with a friend half an hour ago. The man on the ground says, "Well, you are in a hot air balloon. You are hovering at approximately 30 feet, and you are between 40 - 41 degrees N. latitude, and between 58-59 degrees W. longitude." "You must be an engineer," replies the man in the balloon. "Indeed I am," states the man on the ground. "How did you know?" The balloonist says "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but I am still completely lost." The man on the ground says, "Hmmm, you must be a manager." To which, the balloonist asks "How did you know?" The engineer replies, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise you cannot keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but somehow it's all my fault."

The Human Body

Three engineering students are sitting around talking about who might have designed the human body. "It must have been a mechanical engineer," says the first student. "The human body has all sort of levers and pivots and stuff. Only a mechanical engineer would have designed all of that." The second student replies, "No, it must have been an electrical engineer. Think about the complex way that the nervous system is wired up to the brain." The third student replies, "No way, dudes. The human body was definitely designed by a civil engineer. Who else would have run a waste water line through the recreational area?"

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HAPPY EASTER

HAPPY EASTER Video Clips Review : Duration : 1.75 Minutes.

A day at the Grove with my mom, sis, Brogan and her mom Kelly. Sorry this is late. But I do hope your Easter was spent with the ones you loved. LOVE LOVE LOVE

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Natural Child Birth - Unexpected!

I was sitting at home on a Friday night, my cousin Candyce was there, we had just ordered Pizza and I was enjoying it and listening to her joke that if I went into labour she refused to clean up any mess on the floor. Then her mom came over to visit also...all the time my mom flying in to visit for a month...remember I am still 3 weeks away from delivery, so I think everyone is very funny that they are joking about delivery. Then my cousin leaves to go drinking with her friends and my aunt said she would stick around for a bit to say hi to my mom as her plane should be landing in 30 mins, and maybe we could drive over and pick her up.

Low and behold at 10pm my water breaks, just as I go to snuggle with the dog on the couch. I ran to the bathroom, as I thought I had peed myself, and it didn't stop... well as I was sitting on the toilet I get this extreme pain and another and another...I yelled out to my aunt..."I think my water just broke and I'm in labour". She goes into full panic mode and I start to laugh...NOW WHAT!!!

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My first thought is to call my other aunt and ask her to pick up my mom at 1030 and bring her to the hospital....contractions are completely taking my breath away and my aunt has no idea where L&D is so I need to explain...she then tells me she doesn't like driving at night......"TOO BAD, FIGURE IT OUT" I said to her.

So now I need to chase the dog around the house and get him into his crate, I have no idea how long I will be and also can't find him. So as I try to get up the stairs to find the dog, my contractions come stronger and I can barely stand...secretly thought I was going to deliver right there. The dog is under the bed and will not come out for anything and because I am groaning, he growls....finally get him out and back downstairs and into his crate.

This whole ordeal took about 15 minutes but felt like a hour.

So once in the car I can finally call Heidi and start timing my contractions....they are 3 minutes apart and lasting 30 seconds. OMG!!!!

So Heidi is on her way, the hospital is aware I am coming and my aunt says to me...'don't worry I have onstar'. I don't think I laughed until that moment...she is so sweet. It was 10 drive to get to the hospital and I am rushed into the assessment room and connected to monitors by 1035.

Heidi had to get Darren to come home, so she was at the hospital by 1045 and my mom was there by 1050, and my two aunts left quickly. All I could do was wave....full labour I was in...although the nurses kept saying "it just feels like labour, it's your first and you are 3 weeks early, so it will be 6-8 hours still". They didn't care that I worked in labour and delivery for the past 6 years and knew what full labour was and 'I was in it!!"

I could not stay in the bed and kept sitting on the toilet to push...mainly because it was so comfortable...I knew the head was coming and yet no one would listen tome.

At 1130 they found a birthing suite and told me I could walk down the long hall to it. I felt that was cruel. Still no one had checked how far along I was...but I knew!! Contractions 2 mins apart and lasting 45 seconds...this baby was going to fall out as I walked...but I did it.

As my mom helped me get undressed, I started to throw up, so back to the toilet for me. haha....it was really comfortable to sit there. Finally I looked at Heidi at 1145 and in a very calm face said, 'can you check, I think the head is coming out'. So Heidi very quickly did and said to my mom, 'she needs to get into the bed or she will deliver on the toilet'. So very quickly my mom and Heidi tried to lift my 185 lb body and push my big fat booty onto the bed. I wasn't even in the bed yet and had another contraction that Heidi timed at 1 min 45 sec. As soon as it was done, I looked at them both and calmly said "I'm pushing". My mom had a paniced look, so I've been told as she watched Heidi leave the room.

Heidi stuck her head out the door and said 'sorry to bother you, but she's pushing'. The nurse hit all the alarm bells and the entire team of people came running into my room...again, still no one had checked me. And yes, I was pushing!!! So after 3 big pushed Preston was born at 1217. 2 hours and 17 min, no assistance (until the last 2 minutes), no drugs and most of the time spend sitting on a toilet seat.

My cousin, aunts, Heidi and my mom were all awesome and we all have laughs about the entire episode. All went smooth, but it could have been really bad.

These darn kids have a mind of their own from moment.

Having a baby is a natural thing. I am glad that we have better means to deliver babies safely and with the assistance of trained professionals. I for one can account for how painful the experience can be but I would recommend that everyone seriously consider natural childbirth before jumping into epidurals and c-sections. 'Too Posh to Push', should not be a saying that is common!

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McNugget Rampage (ORIGINAL)

McNugget Rampage (ORIGINAL) Tube Review : Duration : 2.67 Minutes.

The video was released Monday when it became public record. A security video from a McDonald's in Ohio shows a woman punching two restaurant employees and smashing a drive-thru window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets. The tantrum caught on tape in Toledo earlier this year shows the customer reaching through the drive-thru window, slugging one worker and then another. She then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off. It happened early on New Year's Day. Police say Melodi Dushane was angry that McNuggets weren't being served, because it was breakfast time. Dushane says she was drunk at the time. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail last month and ordered to pay McDonald's for the broken window.

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Top 10 of Just For Laughs Gags

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Friday - Funny Bathroom Scene

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Funny Costumes - Get Inside This Inside Joke

Your Halloween costume says a lot about your personality style and sense of humor. Whether you are looking for a sexy, scary, or hilarious costume, you are making a personal statement as well as a public appearance when you dress up. That's why my focus now is going to be on a specialty at Fantasy Toyland - Funny Halloween Costumes. We have an unparalleled selection of Adult Funny Costumes - including funny costumes for couples, groups, kids, women, and guys.

With our Adult Funny Costumes, you'll make Halloween an occasion for laughter instead of frights! At your next costume party, start a laughing riot with a funny costume from our large pun costumes section. As one of many funny guy costumes, you can check out the selection of Beer, Adult Baby, and Adult Drink Costumes.

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If you're going out with a friend or significant other, try our Funny Couples Costumes for an extra silly twist! Creative and fun to wear, these Adult Funny Costumes are worth the team effort! Take a while to browse through the different hysterical possibilities, and you'll find what suits you best.

Halloween just wouldn't be the same without a huge collection of funny adults costumes to bring laughter and entertainment to this fun celebration. Assembling all the outrageous characters and notable heroes in one place is quite the spectacle, and that's exactly why funny costume ideas deserve so much attention. You'd be astounded by what is available nowadays! This isn't just your average, typical, or plain costume selection. We boast a huge assortment of cheap funny costumes - the look you want at a price your pocket can handle.

Funny kids costumes are available, but you can also choose from a range of funny couples costumes and even browse the funny group costume ideas as well. Basically, if you are heading to a funny costume party, you've come to the right place to suit up with style! You can choose from a range of costume categories - sexy, scary, classic, movie, and the list goes on and on. Once you narrow down your search to funny costume ideas for men, women, or kids, you can look specifically at what really tickles your funny bone.

Funny costume ideas are designed to spice up and add to Halloween or any costume party event. When you make a statement like this, you are telling others something about your personality. You are willing to be the extroverted life of the party, and you have to be willing to accept center stage as you garner this major recognition. So, how bold you are will affect whether you can accomplish a funny costume look.

At the same token, offensive costume ideas cater to individuals who are going to be in more peer-friendly environments. In other words, this isn't always about good wholesome family fun. Not all of the outfits on the site are intended for trick-or-treaters and significant others. Sometimes, it's about having a good time with your buddies or making some sort of major statement in costume wear. This Halloween, the statement you make is entirely up to you. Halloween has become a holiday that caters as much to the fun and entertainment of adults as it is for the youngsters. So, how you choose to spend the occasion will clearly affect your costume choices.

If you are looking for a range of hilarious costume ideas to wear a look that is more creative, innovative, and outside the box, you are sure to find the costume that best suits your needs on Fantasy Toyland. Hopefully, this gives you a better idea of what costumes are appropriate for given situations and what exactly the appeal of these most popular costume themes is. It may be a bit early for Halloween, but it's still interesting to take a closer look at Halloween as an expressive social phenomenon.

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Alejandro & Diego - 030 (English Subs)

Alejandro & Diego - 030 (English Subs) Video Clips : Duration : 11.20 Minutes.

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Sublime EPK - Bradley Nowell Remembered

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A video to remember Bradley Nowell by.

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Is Grandma Really a Monster In Law?

Isn't she eating solids yet?

I never put anything out of reach. I just smacked mine and they soon learnt not to touch!

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Jelly beans won't hurt. Goodness, you can buy them in the chemist, they must be ok.

It is easy to take offence when you are confronted about your parenting choices, especially when criticism comes from your own mother or mother-in-law. But could you be over-reacting or perhaps just a little oversensitive? Is Grandma really going out of her way to needle you or could she actually be trying to impart some well-meant (although misguided) information?

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You may have heard a million jokes about mother-in-laws, but when it comes to dealing with your own, up close and personal, especially when you become a parent, it is not easy to see the funny side. Unfortunately, we can't choose our in-laws. They come as part of the package along with the person we fall in love with. And, here lies the root cause of most problems: the difference in upbringing between ourselves and our partners. Each family has its own values and traditions as well as ways of behaving as a family:some families talk to each other every day, while others go weeks between phone calls; one family might tell each other everything, while another may have clear boundaries about what issues are private, even between family members; some families will be outspoken and not at all backwards about offering advice while others may express disapproval in more subtle, but none-the-less intrusive ways.

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To deal more calmly with interference, whether it is about how you are bringing up baby or how you divide your housekeeping duties now you have children, it can help to try and see the other person's perspective. If your mother-in-law seems all too ready to undermine you, it may be a sign that she needs to increase her own self-worth, albeit at your expense. After all, she brought up the partner you love and have a child with so she probably feels some credit is due. At some level, your mother-in-law may be feeling that she has to compete with you for her own child's love and respect (that is, your partner); your different parenting style may be a threat to the way she brought up your partner (or you, if it is your own mother who is being critical).

On the other hand, Grandma may be genuinely trying to make things easier by sharing her hard-earned knowledge or she may simply want to be more involved with her grandchild.

Ultimately, the issue here is not who wins, but encouraging a positive relationship between your child and their grandparents. So when you disagree with in-laws (your parents or your partner's parents), it is worth remembering the old adage, 'you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.' Because your relationship with your child's grandparents will be an ongoing one, it is important to try and find some common ground. Try asking for Grandma's opinion on a fairly neutral topic or invite her to be more involved and give her positive feedback. For instance, 'would you like to give him his bath?' Or, 'he loves it when you take him to feed the ducks?'

If you are confronted by unwanted advice, no matter how well-meaning, you can either tell her honestly, but politely, that you feel undermined by her advice or you can simply stay calm: take a deep breath and respond,'this works well for us,'or (baby's name) feels happy when we do(whatever you are doing that she is advising against). Another option is to thank Grandma for her tips and say, enthusiastically, 'I will remember that.' Then choose what information suits you and your little one and discard the rest.

You might also like to share some up to date information with your mother-in-law (or mother) by commenting enthusiastically about a new book you have discovered or perhaps some written information or research that reinforces what you are doing. It will work better to do this pro-actively before she bombards you with out of date information, so she isn't put in a situation where she feels defensive.

If all else fails, you can deflect unwanted advice by bringing in the big guns: 'our Lactation Consultant/ Doctor/ Plunket nurse says ...'

A United Front

If your partner starts to side with his mother against you, it is only natural that you want to cut the apron strings between them with a very sharp pair of scissors! But again, the best advice is to remain calm: enlist your partner's support by telling him how you feel without becoming angry or putting him in a situation that makes him feel he must choose between you and his mother. It is also important to tell your man how much you value his parenting efforts (You are a great Dad! I love the way you..), then help him see how vulnerable this criticism makes you feel and how much you need his support so you can be a confident, competent mother.

It can be difficult to stand up to your parents, but if you and your partner can agree on what really matters and you can support each other, you are more likely to succeed in setting boundaries. Sit down together and make a list of what bothers you about each other's families and decide which issues are worth standing firm on. What you feed your baby or how you choose to discipline your child may be priorities that you won't compromise, for instance. But if your mother-in-law wants to iron your husband's shirts properly or complains about how you mow the lawns (or don't), perhaps you could let this one go or share it as a mother-in-law joke. After all you, your partner and child(ren) are a family now, and it is time to establish your own values and traditions.

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Back to School

Back to School Clips : Duration : 5.68 Minutes.

So finally, after having to delete some of my old videos with copyright music and whatnot, I got my partnership approved!

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Funny Jamaican Story (wing)

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Wing ..funny story about life in Jamaica, and how cocaine changed his life. (comedy)

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Funny Jokes Collection

Snicker snicker...Laugh your way to good health. Who ever said laughter is the best medicine must have really laughed his way out of the hospital bed going crazy over the huge medical bill.

So have you had your laughs for the day? If not, now is the time. Just log on to the web and you will come across so many jokes, that you will be spoilt for choice. There are categories ranging right from kiddy jokes to the much appreciated adult ones. My personal ones are the blond jokes. So what if blonds are sexy, it's more important for the lady to provide you with the entertainment, isn't it?

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Then there are the professional jokes. The categories include office, lawyer, doctor, engineer and tons of others without forgetting the fiercely funny men in uniform. But jokes on politicians and sex take the cake. All you need is just another political fiasco by our elected representatives and our very own Mr. Leno takes them apart.

Sex has been a part of our lives since time immortal and what better way of making it interesting than to take it to bed. This particular category is the most sought after on the net. And then there the 'Yo mama' jokes. These not only are funny, but also give you the chance to get even with your neighborhood hooligans.

Whatever purpose jokes satisfy in our lives, they are a very important part of it. So just read a few of them, unwind, enjoy and give those stomach muscles a good shake.

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Psycho Ho'

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Your Mother In Law - What You Gain To Be On Her Good Side

Yes, it is possible to get along with your mother-in-law, and it can also great for you, your family and your marriage!

As everyone know, mothers in law have been the butt of countless jokes and one-liners over the years, probably for as long as marriage has been in existence.

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In fact, the often tumultuous relationship between men and women and their mothers in law is cited as one of the number one reasons for problems within a marriage, even more so between women and their husband's mothers.

Here are just some of the many benefits of getting along with your mother in law and how to make the relationship between the two of you a bit better for everyone's sake:

*Remember the Children: Getting along with mothers in law is even more important when there are children involved. Not only are children little sponges that absorb everything they see and hear around them, this woman is also their grandmother and they deserve to have a relationship.

Regardless of your personal feelings toward her, never criticize or speak badly about your mother in law in front of your children, or any other members of the family for that matter.

*Lending a Helping Hand: Speaking of children, your mother in law is also the perfect babysitter, someone to help out when you need an extra hand. After all, she raised your spouse didn't she?

*Financial Assistance. Also, yet another benefit to keeping the relationship between you and your in laws a happy, or at least a civil one, is in your best interest in the event you and your spouse ever need financial assistance.

*A Simple Matter of Respect: After all is said and done, your mother in law does deserve at least some degree of respect, if not for either of your benefit, but for your spouse's.

Try to see things from her point of view, take the initiative to be pleasant and approachable. Even if your efforts go seemingly unnoticed, you'll at least know you're doing the right thing, and that in itself is rewarding and enough to be commended.

Often, just stopping and reminding yourself that your mother in law is a person too, a person with real feelings who has already lived a whole life in another generation before you came into the picture may be enough to put things in perspective.

Allowing the problems with mothers in law, regardless of how insurmountable they may seem, to cause further difficulties in your marriage honestly isn't beneficial to anyone involved, either now, or in the future.

Many times, families simply need someone to step up and take the high road, be the "better person" and do whatever it takes to make an honest effort toward improving their relationships.

Do it and YOU and your whole family will be happier for it.

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13 Ways to Spend Time with Your Teenage Daughter

The older my daughter gets the more it's sinking in that I don't have much time left to spend with her! She's turning 16 in a couple of months, and I know I won't be seeing her much after she gets her driver's license.

It's hard to find things to do with your teenage daughter. You might be busy, they might have better things to do...I encourage you not to let this time slip away from you. Our interests may be very different from theirs, but there's always things you can do to bridge the gap.

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If you have more than one daughter, then make sure they each get their special time alone with you. I have found that these activities are also great for bonding with teens you want to reach out to and build relationships with, like a step-daughter.

I've done all of the following activities with my daughter and/or step-daughter and haven't regretted a moment. Someday I will be able to look back and appreciate the moments we shared, and I hope they will too.

1. Take your dog(s) on a walk together.

2. Cook dinner together, letting her choose the menu and help shop for the ingredients.

3. Pick her up from school and take her out to lunch, even if she misses part of a class.

4. Drive to the closest big city for the night, stay in a hotel, and spend all the next day shopping and sightseeing, taking time to stop for lunch at an outdoor cafe.

5. Read the same book together and talk about it when you're done reading it.

6. Do a scriptural book study together.

7. Get up early on a Saturday morning, go get coffee, and spend the morning going to yard sales or looking through thrift shops or dollar stores.

8. Make cookies together to give to a friend.

9. Make holiday gifts together to give to friends and family. Visit http://www.crafty-moms.com for easy craft ideas.

10. Go with your daughter to the concert of her choice.

11. Buy her the materials to start a high school scrapbook. Work on your scrapbooks while she works on hers.

12. Join a local fitness club and work out together. My daughter and I joined a local women's gym that is very inexpensive (/month for both of us). We get up at 5:00 a.m. three days a week to go exercise before she goes to school and I go to work.

13. Go to the local video store and rent a couple of "chick flicks" to enjoy together in the comfort of your home. Kick the men out of the house and lounge around in your pajamas.

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Sexual Positions For Penis Enlargement? Is This a Joke? Can You Truly Enlarge Your Penis During Sex?

People have been introducing the concept of penis enlargement through the sexual act on the Internet for years. Unfortunately the advice being given is hardly anything to get excited, much less "enlarged" about.

Magic herbs and gimmicky methods aside, we assessed the bio-mechanical relationship during the sexual act in regards to penile-vaginal sex between a man and a woman. Anal sex and same-partner sex are for those who wish to explore these methods further.

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We would also like to mention that sex should be fun, not work.

(There are techniques of post-coital enlargement during the orgasmic phase, but these methods are beyond the scope of this article.)

Simple jelqing techniques could be utilized during intercourse for some benefit, however the owner of the penis would, in most cases, need a length of over 5" for the best results. Applying basal shaft jelqing techniques upon entering the introitus seems feasible. That being that the penis could be "milked" as it enters the vagina (with one hand) and trying to stabilize yourself with the other hand. You'd need a bit of coordination here, and probably wouldn't see much in gains. The best sexual position for application would be with the woman on all "fours" and the man entering her from behind. Again, sex is meant to be enjoyable and not as some form of work or exercise.

Angular penetration of the vagina would be the next most logical approach. Meaning that the penis enters the vagina with the penis (itself) being introduced at an angle upon penetration. To affect the lower (inferior) and upper (superior) penile ligaments a chair should be utilized for/by your partner. It will be especially useful if it can be raised and lowered to desired heights. The woman would sit on the chair with her lower extremities fully abducted (spread).

The man could then enter the woman at a higher (down in) angle to stretch the penis, if the chair was in a lowered position (this is also a great position to help stimulate the clitoris during intercourse). This method would stretch the superior penile ligamentous structures. Then the man could enter the woman from a lower (up in) angle for improved stretching of the penis, if the chair was set to a raised position. This method would stretch the inferior penile ligamentous structures. A barber chair would probably best for this sort of thing.

The chair or whatever device she is sitting on must be stable and not allowed to slide, roll, or change height on its own. This method must be addressed very cautiously, as the penis will be erect, the last thing you want to do is force a "bend" or kink in the penis while performing this sexual position. A penis which is not fully erect would be best. If done in a near- of fully-erective state and a "kink" is induced into the penile shaft, this can damage the tunica albuginea and cause irreversible penile damage.

The next most logical strategy would be through utilization of a lateral (left and right) angle upon vaginal penetration. This would cause more of a strain (pull) to one side of the penis than the other. The "strained" side would feel the ligaments and tissues stretching for increased length. A good position would be for the woman to lay on her back with one leg straight up (toward the ceiling) and the other leg spread out on the bed. The man could enter the woman from one angle, then have her switch legs and enter from the other angle. Another technique would be to have the woman lay supine with one leg wrapped over the other leg. This gives access to the vagina through rotation of the pelvis and would be an ideal position to enter from a different angle.

These positions would definitely cause some stretching of the penile ligaments and may be beneficial with long term application. However, it may be uncomfortable for the man, woman, or both in these positions. Men with penis crookedness (due to masturbation) might find that using this sexual position (that opposes their masturbatoried side) will help symmetrize their penile pointedness. Note that these techniques should be performed in an unrushed and more relaxed manner. Super-hyper sex is not a good idea if the penis is being strained.

It might be fun to experiment with some of these methods and others if you are keen. It would be especially rewarding if you were able to develop techniques that would heighten both you and your partner's pleasure. Always check with your health-care practitioner when performing such techniques.

Personally, we have found that penis enlargement has its best results when performed in an environment where a man can focus his thoughts completely on his enlargement method(s) at hand. This simply means that the man acts alone and is not accompanied by a sexual partner. Men interested in Serious Penis Enlargement should read Iron Man Penis - The Russian System.

Sincerely,
Georg von Neumann

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Parent/Teacher Conference Prank

Parent/Teacher Conference Prank Video Clips Review : Duration : 8.40 Minutes.

This prank was filmed in a learning center in California. The "mark" in this video is Kristen, she was set up by her co-worker Alyssa. In this video: Jake Vale (kid) www.youtube.com Jack Vale (father) www.youtube.com Ed Bassmaster (stepmom) www.youtube.com Special Thanks to the Teachers: Kristen and Alyssa

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Carl Reiner absurdity (Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, 1967)

Carl Reiner absurdity (Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, 1967) Video Clips : Duration : 7.93 Minutes.

Clip starts with a typically hilarious cold open followed by a great skit in which Carl Reiner spoofs European commercials. Innocently done ethnic humor such as this seems to have disappeared thanks to the PC parade. Carl Reiner's timing is unbelievable and one wonders if certain jokes that appear to be ad-libbed may have been completely scripted.

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"Baby" Cover/Remix - Justin Bieber ft. Lil Crazed, Tommy C, and Ludacris

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Happy Birthday to Justin Bieber and it's my 22nd birthday today as well! Lets see if we can get him to follow me on Twitter! Tell @JustinBieber to follow @LilCrazedKID on twitter!! Download Link: hulkshare.com or www.limelinx.com Lyrics: (Lil Crazed) remember in class when i used to pass, notes to ya, jokes to ya, hoping ya would open up, you looked back with a smile and blushed, felt so "squeezed and stuck," i guess i had a CRUSH, struck with puppy love, but because, we was so young, nobody believed, including me, that we could be any type of unity, then we grew up, passed puberty, after some years, forgot about you and me, then i seen ya at the club looking nothing but fly, "buggin," still had the butterflies, then you took me by surprise, u said "hi, remember me?" i almost wanted to lie, but said "how could i forget, are you crazy?" and then i looked at ya and i was like .....baby (Tommy C) since you been gone, i been here alone, and i was wrong, to ever let you go, and now i want you back, i never felt like that, my train's gone off the track, how can i get right back, inside your world, you are my girl, and one's gonna stop me, from getting next to you, heaven knows how hard i try, do anything to be by your side, fight da fears, swallow my pride, to have you here baby oh,

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Creative Baby Shower Gifts

When it comes time to celebrate the announcement of a new baby boy or baby girl, be prepared with creative baby shower gifts that will let the new mom and dad know how much you care. Baby showers are important social events in many circles and the pressure is on to deliver a high quality gift that is practical as well as thoughtful and one idea for being creative is to shop for fun and colorful diaper cakes. You can find many styles of decorative boy and girl diaper cakes that will make for wonderful gift ideas when welcoming a newborn into the world.

If there is one thing every parent knows it's that you can never have enough diapers. News moms and dads may joke about it at first but not even a week into the life of their baby boy or baby girl they are already running out of clean diapers. Therefore it is always a good idea to present diaper cakes as a baby shower gift. Not only do diaper cakes come in great decorative packaging but many also include other essential newborn baby products including blankets, bath toys, teething rings and plush toys and bibs. Not only are you giving mom and dad a handy supply of diapers but you do so with a cleverly packaged gift idea that fits right in with the baby theme.

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Today many friends of soon to be parents fret over finding a baby shower gift that will be unique. It seems everyone is bringing baby blankets, stuffed animals and baby clothing including jump suits, hooded towels and baby socks. While all of these items are certainly welcome you can really make an impression when you bring a whimsically decorated tower of diapers. You can find such gifts with fun and colorful plush toys, sports themes, seasonal décor for Christmas and 4th of July and great childhood friends including Mickey Mouse and Winne the Pooh.

Don't let the next baby shower announcement put you in a panic. Get mom and dad a gift they can really use by shopping online for practical and colorful diaper cakes. Many retailers also offer custom made diaper cakes that allow you to personalize gifts with the date of birth, the baby's name or initials or other fun items that will make your present even more special. Choose from existing ideas or come up with you own to create a unique baby shower gift mom and dad will appreciate.

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Portfellas - lühifilm (short-movie) (ENGsub)

Portfellas - lühifilm (short-movie) (ENGsub) Video Clips Review : Duration : 29.53 Minutes.

Kuressaare Gümnaasiumi 2012. aasta minifilmide festivalil GrandPrix-iga (I koht) pärjatud lühifilm. Kaks noormeest on oma noorele eale vaatamata töötanud mustas ja räpases äris juba 5 aastat. Nad tahavad selle jamaga lõpu teha ja alustada normaalset elu. Nii saavadki tegelased oma viimase, pealtnäha lihtlabase ülesande, võtta vastu ja toimetada sihtkohta kohvris olev kaup. Küsimusi esitamata hakatakse tegutsema, kuid kõik ei kulge plaanipäraselt ja et puhtalt lõpetada peavad kutid kõik aastate jooksul saadud kogemused mängu panema. Tagaajamisi ja närvikõdi pakkuv film on tehtud Kuressaare Gümnaasiumi 34. lennu B klassi ja paari sõbra koostöös, kelle eelmine looming, lühifilm "Vööras" sai 2011 aastal samal festivalil I koha: www.youtube.com www.savedpictures.net

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How Not to Use Jokes and Humor in Your Wedding Speech

You tell a joke and no-one laughs. We've all been there. But having your joke fall flat at a wedding reception can be a particularly painful form of public embarrassment. Consider these incidents:

1. The Best Man, adopting a creative analogy with hotted-up sports cars (the Groom's hobby), compares and contrasts the Bride to the Groom's long-term but ex-girlfriend. He concludes that the Bride is a better make, with less miles on the clock, fewer drivers, and - ahem - shinier hub-caps. After the speeches, the Best Man bumps into the ex-girlfriend's brother, a guest at the reception and also the partner of the Bride's new boss.

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2. The Wedding Emcee - who has spent the whole evening mispronouncing the Groom's name - 'entertains' the guests between heartfelt speeches by reading out 'funny sayings' from a dog-eared joke book. The vast majority of his one-liners are terrible puns: 'The only ring that means something in marriage is the enduring. Unless you count the suffering.' (Get it?)

3. The Father of the Bride complains that his farm is in trouble because of 'hippy, inner-city, communist terrorists' like his 'layabout Son-in-Law', who are 'wrecking the country'. He concludes by toasting the bride and groom and announcing that "this bloody wedding has nearly bankrupted me, so you might as well enjoy yourselves."

4. The Best Man regales the guests with a string of mother-in-law jokes, concluding using the upbeat "Happy is he that marries the daughter of a dead mother", apparently according to an old proverb he found on the Internet. The Mother of the Bride has recently been diagnosed as having cancer.

5. The Best Man cracks a joke in regards to the Bride's recent excess weight, implying the short engagement was a shotgun reaction to an unplanned pregnancy. The humiliated Bride heads for the door, her face glowing red like a radioactive beet. Her dress snags on the Groom's chair. She whirls about, teeters for a few terrible seconds, then tumbles backwards off the stage and onto the floor with a thud. Luckily, she wasn't pregnant: just overweight.

These wedding joke catastrophes happened because the speaker misunderstood the job plus the audience. In order to avoid shaming your good name, remember these three tips when searching for material:

Avoid jokes about topics that divide people, like religion, politics and sex, and select topics that contain universal appeal, like the challenges of marriage or the Groom's nerves.

Tailor the tone of the jokes to the couple, your guests along with the venue. What might benefit a casual gathering of 20 good friends and family in San Francisco or Melbourne, may be woefully inappropriate for a black tie reception for 300, including the Mayor and members of the press, in New York or Oxford.

It's customary for the Groom to cop most of the personal abuse in the speeches. It's also increasingly common for speakers to make light-hearted jibes at the Bride's expense as well. These jokes should concentrate on endearing quirks, other than abject failings. Any joke that begins with the words "[He's] [She's] so [fat] [dumb] [ugly] that..." shouldn't ever make it to your final draft - regardless of how funny it may be.

How Not to Use Jokes and Humor in Your Wedding Speech

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