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Little Johnny jokes are by far the leaders in entertainment around friends. Let's focus on Little Johnny classics without being rude! What made Little Johnny so famous? "Little Johnny is a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking" Well, lets dig in and find out....
Little Johnny
Visiting his father -
Little Johnny was planning a visit to his father, he decides to pack most of his things in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this steep hill.
As he stared up the hill, out of frustration he was constantly swearing "This God damn wagon is so heavy"
The priest near by over heard Johnny and approached him. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God's presence is everywhere, you should know."
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon he is present every where"
Little Johnny says "Well please tell him to get out and start pulling"
Little Johnny visiting mom -
Bright summers day Little Johnny came running into the house and asked his mom "Mommy, is it true little girls can have babies?" "Of course not my son" his mom replied.
Johnny all excited ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's all okay, if we want we can play that game again!"
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I have two sixteen year old boys. I have one 6 year old son. I have two girls under the age of 18 months. I have learned how to handle the boys. I have a great deal of experience with boys. I was once a boy. That helps.
With girls however, I am breaking new ground. All of my children are perfect of course. Yet for some reason my eighteen month old little girl sometimes, well quite honestly, she makes me tremble with fear. Is she adorable? Absolutely. Does she make me laugh? Multiple times every day.
I am sure you are wondering by this point what exactly is the problem. I will tell you. She has an utter fascination with shoes.
I know, I know all little kids like to put on their parents shoes. No, it is much more serious than that. Admittedly she does not discriminate. She is just as likely to put on my work boots as she is her mother's tennis shoes. She spends the majority of the day clomping around in some oversized pair of shoes. So much so that I am scared she will turn her ankle some day.
So what is it that is scaring me? It is a combination of factors.
The first one is that "shoe" is one of the first three words that she learned. She learned how to say "Mommy" first of course. Then she learned how to say "shoe" and then she learned "Daddy". You can see where I rank.
The second thing is that she can walk in a pair of high heels as good as any adult. I am not kidding on this one. I have never tried walking in a pair of high heels. I do not know first hand what the difficulty factor is. I did have the impression, however, that it was a rather difficult thing for some to master. Yet my eighteen month old has done so.
Is this normal? Is she a phenomenon like Tiger Woods? The problem as I see it is that Tiger Woods special ability would eventually make him millions and millions. My daughter's ability could potentially cost me dearly.
There is just one more thing. My wife told me the other day that while she was cleaning the house she walked by our daughter while she was flipping through a People magazine. Libby (a.k.a the princess) had stopped on a page in the magazine which was devoted to showing us what certain stars were wearing to a red carpet event. She was pointing at the footwear on each picture and saying, "shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes."
This can not be good for me. What does my future hold? I am scared to death that the next word she learns will be "mall". It is one syllable. It would be easy enough for her to say.
I am confident though that it will be a little while before she masters the words, "credit card".
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