Christmas - 7 Classic Christmas Jokes Guaranteed to Get a Laugh!

Deck the halls the Christmas festive season is fast approaching! It's time to prepare for some fun by gathering your Christmas jokes to share at the family Christmas feast.

Christmas jokes are a good ice breaker especially if the air is a little tense! It's a great way to unite people. Give them to the kids and get them to tell a few jokes. It's a great way to have them feeling special and interacting with the adults too. Everyone enjoys a good laugh. Will you share a good laugh this festive season?

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Here are 7 all-time favorite classic Christmas jokes to help you with your preparations to ensure some festive fun. These classic Christmas jokes are guaranteed to get a laugh whether young or old:

1. Q: Knock Knock.

A: Who's there?

Q: Mary

A: Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

2. Q: What's the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents?

A: Silent Night!

3. Q: What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?

A: You light me up!

4. Q: What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

A: Your teeth!

5. Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

A: It's Christmas, Eve!

6. Q: b>What do wild animals sing at Christmas-time?

A: Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

7. Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

A: Because of all the wrapping!

Here's what some researchers say about laughter:

Many researchers and experts tell us that a good hearty laugh is infectious and has many social and health benefits. They say it has the power to elevate one's mood, reduce stress, lower blood pressure, protect the heart, boost immune system, improve brain functioning, connect you to others, foster instant relaxation, and generally give you an overall good feeling. So who wouldn't want some of these benefits this Christmas!

"Laughter is very powerful medicine. It can lower stress, dissolve anger and unite families in their resolve to overcome troubled times." University of Nebraska

Remember during this Christmas festive season you have the choice - to laugh or not to laugh! So be merry, bring along a few Christmas jokes to the Christmas festivities and enjoy a good laugh and the many benefits that come with laughing this festive Christmas season!

Christmas - 7 Classic Christmas Jokes Guaranteed to Get a Laugh!

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Do You Laugh?

My children gave me the idea for this article and unfortunately in not a good way. I was laughing at something with my children when one of them said, "That must be really funny, because Mom doesn't laugh much." Ouch! That hurt. I don't think I'm a dour person, but I really don't laugh that much. I guess I'm always too busy making sure chores are done, laundry is washed, bills are paid, homework is done, etc. You get the picture and I don't think I'm alone.

Have you noticed how easy it is for children to laugh and how often they laugh? My children can start laughing and not stop. Their laughter is infectious. Have you also noticed you don't have to teach children or even babies to laugh, it comes naturally? So, what happens when be become adults. We definitely laugh a lot less.

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Listen to these neat facts about laughing:

1. One minute of laughing can keep you feeling relaxed for an hour.

2. A simple smile boosts immunity.

3. 15 minutes of laughter can burn as many as 50 calories. (I need to laugh several hours a day to lose some weight.)

4. People smile only 35% as much as they think they do.

5. Laughter is contagious.

We certainly know laughter is contagious. If you have ever had a bunch of giggly girls spending the night at your house or boys for that matter, you know laughter is as contagious as chicken pox.

So, what does the Bible say about laughter. Did God create laughter as well? I think it is so neat that laughter is discussed in the first book of the Bible. In Genesis 21:5-6, "5 Abraham was a hundred years old when his son Isaac was born to him. 6 Sarah said, "God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me." I have to admit I would be laughing if God told me I would bear a child at 90 years of age. Don't you think God knew Isaac's name would be laughter? I do think God has a sense of humor. I think when Jesus asked the little children to come to him that he enjoyed the children. It doesn't say in the Bible what they discussed, but can't you just imagine him laughing and smiling with them. All the wonderful questions the children asked Jesus and he patiently listening to them. Ecclesiastes talks about a time to weep and a time to laugh. I think God created us to laugh and to enjoy his creation and his children.

How can we begin to laugh more? I think our children are the best teachers. Listen to their jokes and laugh, a good hearty laugh. Maybe get a joke book to share with your children. Your teenagers need to laugh as well. Tell them some jokes. Your teens may think the jokes are lame, but they will probably be laughing on the inside. Tickle your children and laugh with them. Sometimes (and I'm talking to myself here) we take ourselves too seriously. As Christians we should be some of the happiest people in the world, but often we look the most depressed. We should be the leaders in laughing and having a good time that honors God.

So, can I encourage you this month to choose to laugh more and have fun with your children. You may even learn a few good jokes.

Do You Laugh?

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