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Witnessing a bond between a man and a woman is something that is considered a once in a lifetime event. Celebrating this meaningful event is made even more exciting the moment the bride and the groom profess their eternal love for each other. A lot of wedding ceremonies have been meaningful primarily because of the wedding speeches done by people close to the newly wed. Apart from other wedding traditions and the celebration of love coupled with scrumptious foods and well wishers, the most anticipated portion of the celebration is the wedding speeches.
Wedding speeches are usually given by people close to the married couple. This can be a member of the family of either the bride or groom or close friends and relatives. Giving a wedding speech does not necessarily follow a format. A person asked to do a speech should give out something that will make both the bride and the groom beam with happiness. It can be positive traits of the married couple; advices or tips; overall this should be your way of expressing your happiness and joy on their union.
If you have been chosen to do a wedding speech then it is important to consider that everything you utter should be well planned and thought out. This should not be in any way a complicated task to deliver for this will only take few minutes in length. Thus, you have to be brief and direct to the point when it is your turn to express your piece. Make it simple and noteworthy.
Remember that wedding speeches are genuine and sincere messages or advices. It has a limited time and so make certain that your message should be encapsulated in short phrases and sentences. Incorporating jokes and comic stories can be done however, this should not be a way in making the newly weds and guests to feel embarrassed and humiliated. There are instances where wedding speakers are being carried away by their emotions that may be due to overjoyed feeling or excitement; yet, cracking jokes that may lead to something awkward and discomforting should be avoided.
Doing some practice will allow you to identify flaws and make necessary adjustments. It would also help if you make a short note or outline of the things that you will say during the celebration. Listing all possible messages and advices can be written and narrowed down afterwards. Ensure that these are things that you consider the most important messages.
Wedding speeches are messages meant to be simple yet, unforgettable. It should be a message from the heart that is genuinely spoken and etched in the mind. People have a way of determining speeches that are sincere especially married couples so avoid unnecessary notes. As a whole, wedding speeches are considered reflection of the couple's traits, their love for each other and also the kind of life they will lead.
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For sixteen years, I have been showing audiences how to find humor in not-so-funny stuff. Thousands of people have laughed a lot in my presentations yet I don't tell jokes. Below are some ways I get people to laugh. And you can too.
1- Set the Scene for Laughter
If you want to lighten up your program, you might want to let the audience know this, even before you say one word. Project some lighthearted visuals as the audience is entering the room. Play some copyright-free uplifting music as they enter. Or, add some humor to your presentation title or program description. My bio, for example, has my list of accomplishments, playfully followed by "His mother is very proud of him."
2- Poke Fun at Yourself
Again, even before you open your mouth, you can show the audience that you don't take yourself too seriously by adding some playful things about you in your introduction. I, for example, have the introducer tell the audience that I am the author of seven books which have sold well over 30 copies. Then the person corrects their mistake and says, "Oops, that's 300,000 copies."
3- Get a Laugh with a Prop
It has been said that 80% of what people learn is visual. If this is true, then speakers need to enhance their talks with something to visually illustrate what they are saying. A prop is a great way to do this because it not only makes your message memorable but it can also get a laugh. Among other things, I use balloons to illustrate how people can let go of their stress; an inflatable globe to illustrate how we often carry the world around on our shoulders; and a plastic hammer which I use to hit myself on the head when I goof up. All make a point and all get a laugh.
4- Your Humor Stories
Open your humor eyes and ears and look and listen for the funny things that happen all around you. Families are an especially good resource for finding humor stories. Not too long ago, my Mom, who will be 93-years-old this year, told me an incident which I have now incorporated into my opening. Every time she goes to the doctor, she hires a van service to take her their and back. One late afternoon it didn't show up to take her home. Since the doctor had to close the office for the day, he suggested that she wait for the van in the pizza parlor next door. After waiting a long time without the van arriving, my Mom went up to the counter and asked, "Do you deliver?" When the man behind the counter replied, "Of course, we do. We're a pizza place." My Mom said, "Great. Then I'd like a pepperoni pizza and I'd like to go with it."
5- Borrow Some Witty Words
While waiting for your own humor-related stories to appear, you might want to borrow some funny short quotes for famous folk to lighten up your talks. Quotation books, the TV, newspapers, and magazines such as Reader's Digest are great resources for locating great quotes. Since I frequently speak to hospice groups, Woody Allen's comments about death and dying are appropriate. My favorite, "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
6- Collect Audience Anecdotes
Sometimes audiences say the funniest things. When they do write it down. It could be a big laugh in your next presentation. For years, I've been asking audiences, "How do you spell relief?" My answer is "L-A-U-G-H". Then one day a woman in the back row called out, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E." It got a huge laugh for her that day and continues to get a laugh for me when I retell it.
7- Make it Relevant
One final word about using humor in your presentations. Make sure it is relevant. Amusing an audience for the sake of getting a laugh might be ideal for a stand-up comedian or an after-dinner humorist but it's probably not OK for most speakers. If your humor doesn't make a point or have a purpose
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There are the good guys we know on contact and the bad boys we can spot a mile away but how do we see the sexually addicted guy coming?
I've known many people that were blindsided by this 'addiction'. I'm not sure that addiction is what I would call it but there is definitely the fact that they do it like a drug addict does drugs and they normally do their best to hide it. It can lead to porn, affairs, and every word they say becoming a lie.
There are a few clues to watch for when you meet a man and when you get to know him to tell if he may be prone to becoming sexually addicted or if he already is. Of course, like always, the more clues he gives off the more likely he is prone to it. So if he fits every category you may want to think about finding someone else!
1. He is a thrill seeker and adrenaline junkie.
Daniel G. Amen is the author of Change Your Brain, Change Your Life and he says that from seeing brains that are more prone to being sexually addicted, the people with these types of brains are more impulsive and compulsive in their life which therefore makes them more likely to cheat. So watch out for the guy that takes really big risks in almost everything he does.
2. How he treats or talks about woman.
If he talks about women as if they are objects more than people than that should be a pretty good indication of how he feels about them. Jokes about woman being stupid or objects fall into the same category as talking about it. Rude and sexist jokes are harder to tell if you don't actually believe them.
3. Watch his family dynamics when you visit.
This will show you how he was raised to feel about woman. Watch how his father and mother interact with each other and even his extended family if they are around. I've actually heard fathers encourage their sons when it comes to cheating and porn. A fathers influence on their son should never be underestimated because most sons want to make them proud and please them which causes them to be like their father.
4. The ring finger being longer than the index finger.
I saw this on a show and while it may not be an exact science it is supposed to mean that a man has more testosterone in him than if his ring finger was the same or smaller in length than his index finger. A higher testosterone level can equal a higher sex drive. So check out his hands to see his testosterone level.
5. Facial Symmetry
If they have a more symmetrical face they are considered alphas in the men world and are supposed to have really great genes which make them more attractive to other woman and probably boosts their own confidence up sexually. They think they are sexy and therefore are more sexual in nature.
6. Their past experiences
Do they have a history of spending every night at the strip club? Do they have a whole collection of porn that fills up their shelves? Have they cheated on their girlfriends in the past?
All of these sings can signify and guy who really, really, likes sex. Contrary to popular belief, most guys don't spend all their time in strip clubs or watching porn. Most normal guys want a real woman that they can look at and play with. You want a guy who wants to watch you and not a stripper.
How to Spot a Sexually Addicted Man - 6 Signs to Watch ForI have two sixteen year old boys. I have one 6 year old son. I have two girls under the age of 18 months. I have learned how to handle the boys. I have a great deal of experience with boys. I was once a boy. That helps.
With girls however, I am breaking new ground. All of my children are perfect of course. Yet for some reason my eighteen month old little girl sometimes, well quite honestly, she makes me tremble with fear. Is she adorable? Absolutely. Does she make me laugh? Multiple times every day.
I am sure you are wondering by this point what exactly is the problem. I will tell you. She has an utter fascination with shoes.
I know, I know all little kids like to put on their parents shoes. No, it is much more serious than that. Admittedly she does not discriminate. She is just as likely to put on my work boots as she is her mother's tennis shoes. She spends the majority of the day clomping around in some oversized pair of shoes. So much so that I am scared she will turn her ankle some day.
So what is it that is scaring me? It is a combination of factors.
The first one is that "shoe" is one of the first three words that she learned. She learned how to say "Mommy" first of course. Then she learned how to say "shoe" and then she learned "Daddy". You can see where I rank.
The second thing is that she can walk in a pair of high heels as good as any adult. I am not kidding on this one. I have never tried walking in a pair of high heels. I do not know first hand what the difficulty factor is. I did have the impression, however, that it was a rather difficult thing for some to master. Yet my eighteen month old has done so.
Is this normal? Is she a phenomenon like Tiger Woods? The problem as I see it is that Tiger Woods special ability would eventually make him millions and millions. My daughter's ability could potentially cost me dearly.
There is just one more thing. My wife told me the other day that while she was cleaning the house she walked by our daughter while she was flipping through a People magazine. Libby (a.k.a the princess) had stopped on a page in the magazine which was devoted to showing us what certain stars were wearing to a red carpet event. She was pointing at the footwear on each picture and saying, "shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes."
This can not be good for me. What does my future hold? I am scared to death that the next word she learns will be "mall". It is one syllable. It would be easy enough for her to say.
I am confident though that it will be a little while before she masters the words, "credit card".
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