Marc Maron discusses backroom with his mother.

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The Best Of Frankie Boyle Mock The Week Series 6

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Funny Prank - Mayonnaise Sunblock Prank In this funny prank, a few hours before heading to the golf course, Matt takes Drew's sunblock from his golf bag and replaces the contents of the bottle with mayonnaise. Upon arrival in the parking lot, Drew lathers.

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Top 12 Self Introduction Speech Topics

Use this Top 12 self introduction speech topics for if you have to develop a brief self introduction that tells the audience who you are and what you are about.

There are public speaking opportunities in life in which you have to make a good first impression.
The key question for a successful and effective self introduction speech in both occasions is: how much and what information do you want the audience to know about you?

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Rule number one is: focus on one speech topic. Do not write an award winning boring autobiography :-)
I recommend you to develop one aspect of your life. That aspect will tell who you are and what you are about.

Some people call this self introduction speech type a one-point speech, because it is based on only one speech idea.

Look at the sample self introduction speech topics below and pick out the aspects of your personal life you want to share with the audience. Approach the list below with the who, what, where, why, how and when questions. It is an effective way to outline your first thoughts for introducing yourself.

1. What activity has played or plays an important part in your life? Tell the story and distract the message.

2. What is your main personal goal?

3. What do you like very much?

4. What do you hate or dislike?

5. Do you have developed a very special skill?

6. What is your lifestyle?

7. Can you come up with a turning point or milestone in you life?

8. What is your hobby or interest in you spare time?

9. What is a pet peeve or another very familiar topic you like to talk about, to do or to discuss?

10. Where you are from? Do your roots reveal something about yourself that is new for the audience? That always works in a speech for self introduction.

11. Is there an object or prop that means a lot to you?

12. What distinguishes you from other individuals?

If you have selected one single speech topic, then use my self introduction sample speech outline - a method to organize your self introduction speech.

Top 12 Self Introduction Speech Topics

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Poké Fables - Rocket Recruits (Ep. 26)

Poké Fables - Rocket Recruits (Ep. 26) Clips : Duration : 5.72 Minutes.

Team Rocket gets a call from their boss urging for Ashs Pikachu. They realize they dont stand a chance without some new Pokémon. They happen to stumble upon a couple who are quite fond of Team Rocket! Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Ustream: www.ustream.tv

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Important Questions You Should Ask BEFORE Getting Married

It's time to get introspective! By taking the time to honestly assess your feelings and your motivations, you will be able to ascertain your degree of readiness for marriage. Ask yourself the following questions:

WHAT DO I LOVE ABOUT MY PARTNER?

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As a psychotherapist specializing in couples and marital therapy, one of the first things I ask is "What do you love about one another?" If the answers indicate little depth, serious trouble is indicated. Replies such "because she's pretty" or "he's fun" are troubling signs, indicating surface attraction. Once, to my horror, a client replied "Because we like the same kind of pizza." Needless to say, this is not a foundation for a long-lasting relationship! Happily, after considerable introspection, many couples are able to identify their attraction to positive partner qualities such as compassion, intelligence, and an ability and willingness to communicate effectively. After all, if you can't talk openly with your partner, the relationship is not solid. Perhaps more important, self-aware couples are able to recognize areas for potential growth, and develop a plan to jointly work on their relationship. Some, especially new, couples may view such questioning as cynically casting doubt upon their whirlwind romance. Nonetheless this type of critical self-reflection is vital in determining ultimate compatibility. Indeed, it doesn't take a relationship advice guru to realize that a little work now could save a lot of heartache later.

WHY AM I ASKING THIS PERSON TO MARRY ME?

For example, are you proposing because your partner is pregnant? If that's your primary reason for getting hitched, I suggest you reconsider, because studies show that you will grow to resent your partner and child.

CAN WE WORK THROUGH PROBLEMS?

If you've been with your partner for a long period of time, you have likely experienced some rough patches. Take a look at those patches to determine how you dealt with them as a couple, and note what you did well or identify areas for improvement. Do you feel comfortable discussing any problem with your partner?

CAN WE COMMUNICATE?

Talking is not necessarily the same as communicating. You need to be able to talk to this person in your life in a constructive way. If you have already argued, you already know if this is possible. We don't always get along with the people we love, but we should be willing to get along with them most of the time and try to love them when we are feeling negative about them. If you felt like you came away from the situation understanding the other person better, you are able to communicate. Important Tip: If you have ever walked away from an argument feeling degraded or unsatisfied, you might want to work on your couples communication skills a bit more.

WHAT ARE MY CONCEPTIONS OF MARRIAGE?

Everyone has a different pre-conceived conception of what marriage means; some of us are influenced by family experiences, some of us by mass media depictions of marriage, some focus on the magical wedding day and think everything else will fall into place, while others dream of children and building long-term memories. What are yours? Are they at least similar to your partners? I hope so!

DO WE SHARE THE SAME VALUES?

While this doesn't necessarily include religious or spiritual ideals, sharing the same values is going to be helpful in ensuring future harmony. For example, you will need to be able to share some values in order to make decisions together, parent together, and to live in the same home together. Important Tip: Conflicting values can be fun to debate when you're first dating, but having to live with someone who never agrees with you is not a strong foundation for a marriage.

DO WE SHARE THE SAME RELIGION?

If you have strong religious beliefs, you should be able to 1) share them with your partner or 2) respect your partner's differences. There are many couples that do not share the same religion, but they still need to be able to respect their spouse's beliefs and have their spouse return the favor. Important tip: Those that do not share the same religion will want to create a plan on how to deal with this in terms of children and holidays.

HOW IS OUR FINANCIAL HEALTH?

Marriage is certainly not about money, but making a note of what you have in terms of financial assets is certainly going to help you create a solid foundation. You need to be honest with your partner about your financial situation and they need to be honest with you. If you do not discuss money, this can create conflict in your marriage. In fact, financial stressors are one of the leading causes of divorce. If you're fiscally responsible and your partner has a penchant for designer shoes and is drowning in credit card debt, can you manage this divide? Are you and your partner compatible in living within your means? Action for the day: Perform some type of financial planning as a couple. Make notes regarding your financial situation as it relates to your tastes and standard of living.

WHAT ARE OUR DIFFERENCES?

Are you and your partner fundamentally different? If so, can you live with those differences? This can be anything that you feel strongly about or something that you simply dislike. For example, every one of us have "dealbreakers" which are things that we categorically will not tolerate. They represent a bare minimum requirement that should never be breached because it would often result in the end of the relationship. Do you need your partner to change in certain areas, or can live with them? Be honest, and save yourself future aggravation! Speak now or forever hold your peace, remember?

ACTION FOR THE DAY:

Make a list of your "dealbreakers" and share them with your partner. This will ensure that you are both on the same page regarding your expectations for your relationship. A little introspection with respect to the above questions will help you ascertain your personal readiness for marriage. But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't think of your partner's feelings as well. Next, we address your partner's readiness for marriage. After all, it takes two!

QUESTIONS TO ASK OF YOUR PARTNER

It's quite easy to get wrapped up in the idea that you are the only one that needs to consider your feelings regarding marriage as you're the one that's going to do the 'asking,' but this is only partially true. Yes, you do need to consider your own readiness, but you also need to question if your partner is ready as well.

ARE THEY WILLING TO SHARE THINGS WITH YOU?

While all of us have small secrets, being married requires teamwork and a willingness to discuss some uncomfortable things. If you find that your partner isn't someone that shares things with you, you may want to reconsider whether they will make good marriage material. If they do not share themselves with you, then by definition you do not truly know them. In addition, you will likely find it difficult to communicate with them or even get a sense of what they are thinking.

HAVE THEY PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED MARRIAGE?

When you're in a long-term relationship, the topic of marriage should be broached at some point. Even if you never plan to get married, couples should talk about the possibility and the probability. A sign that your partner is ready or close to being ready for marriage is this discussion - this often indicates they have given the idea some thought and have begun to ask themselves if they are ready.

DO THEY SEE YOUR RELATIONSHIP AS A TEAM EFFORT?

If your potential spouse treats your marriage as though it were a team effort, it usually means they respect your input and opinions and are looking at things in the long term. Also, if your partner actively treats you as a permanent couple, this is likely a sign that they want to be a permanent couple.

HAS YOUR PARTNER HAD SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP ROLE MODELS IN HIS OR HER LIFE?

If your partner came from a family that did not provide an example of a stable marriage, then they may have a slightly harder time adjusting to the idea of marriage or long-term commitment. This doesn't mean they are unfit for marriage, but it can be an obstacle in terms of them harboring different opinions about love and relationships.

WHERE DO I SEE OUR LIVES HEADING?

Many people forget that the proposal is simply just one moment in which your lives will change forever. And while this moment is beautiful and timeless, you need to think more about what happens after your partner accepts a ring. It's important to show your significant other that you have been thinking about the future and not just about the proposal. This is probably the most romantic gesture of all and it tells your partner that you are in this for the long haul.

You can relay this feeling to your partner by talking about the future after you propose or before you propose. Creating a vivid, happy picture of what your future together will look like is a great way not only to set up the perfect moment for popping the question, but also helps ensure that you are both ready for the wonderful ride!

If your partner isn't clear about what they want from your relationship, this isn't a problem necessarily, but it can be something that you might want to think about before you ask the big question. A partner that isn't quite sure what they want may indicate that they are not yet ready for marriage, or not easily satisfied. Of course, at the point you are ready to propose, you should already have an idea of your future potential as a long-term couple.

DO I REALLY KNOW THE PERSON I PLAN TO MARRY?

It's easy to become swept up in the moment of proposing. If you've only been together for a few months, you're probably feeling as though nothing will ever go wrong between you - that all will be happy and blissful. However, the truth is that whenever you put two people together, you will inevitably experience some sort of disagreement or some rough patches. That's life, and unforeseen stressors can occur in the form of sudden unemployment, illness, the passing of family and pets, etc. There is no hard and fast rule regarding how long you need to know someone before you get engaged, but you should be asking yourself just how much you know about the person you wish to spend the rest of your life with. And you should consider how much they know about you. Consider your partner's family. Have you met them? Meeting your partner's family is a great way to learn more about your partner, and gives you clues regarding their upbringing and caregiver models.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER'S GOALS AND DREAMS?

Warning! You should not get engaged to someone with the belief that you will "grow to love them" or get to know them more as you are married. This is almost always a recipe for disaster. Put simply, you should become engaged to someone you know well right now. While it's true that people change over the course of a marriage due to maturity and basic human development, but you should have a good idea of the essential nature of your partner.

DO YOUR PARTNER'S FAMILY AND FRIENDS LIKE YOU?

While the opinion of your partner's family and friends isn't the defining factor regarding the validity of your relationship, you do need to consider any problems as potential obstacles to true bliss. If your partner's mother, for example, is always berating you, you might have to deal with this for the rest of your life. Even worse, if your partner never stands up for you, can you live with that?

Some relationships may always be difficult, so you should ask yourself if that's something you will be able to deal with in a mature and honest manner. Though it's true that you want to do as much as you can to ensure that you have positive relationships with the important people in your partner's life, you also need to be willing to acknowledge that people generally do not change, but they can soften over time. In other words, thoughtfully consider, but don't get over attached to the opinions of your partner's family and friends.

Unfortunately, even if your partner's friends and family don't like you, you still need to treat them with respect. This will help to maintain civility and keep your partner from feeling like you are exacerbating the situation. On the other hand, if you notice that your partner never stands up for you, this can create stress in your relationship. Additionally, if your partner always defers to the opinions of others, such as friends and family, this may create obstacles with respect to big decisions like children and career moves. Also, when a partner is constantly seeking others outside of the marriage for advice instead of conferring with his or her mate, this is a predictive indicator of relationship problems.

DO WE SHARE SIMILAR INTERESTS?

Think of the time you've spent with your partner thus far. Are you able to spend time together pursuing similar interests? While you don't have to share all of the same hobbies and activities, you do want to have some things you can enjoy together. For example, perhaps you both love the same sports team and look forward to watching and attending games together. Or you may both be fitness enthusiasts that like to workout together. Think of the activities you already enjoy together to determine if you have aspects of your lives that you can share over the long haul. If not, maybe it's time to find something that you can both enjoy together.

ARE WE ABLE TO LEAD INDIVIDUAL LIVES TOO?

Here comes the flip side to the above recommendation: It is also vital to maintain balance in your relationship. While you want to have similar interests in your lives, you also need to maintain your own individuality without any interference from your partner. In the beginning stages of a relationship, you will always want to be together - at work, at home, etc. But as the relationship evolves and you learn more about each other, you need to step outside of your comfort zone and find out what makes you happy on your own. In short, you need to get your own life! While your partner may be a high priority in your life, you also need to nurture your own learning, hobbies, and interests in order to grow as a person.

What's more is that the more you learn about yourself and about what you enjoy, the more you bring into your relationship. The old joke is that older couples run out of things to say because they've already said everything - but this is not necessarily the case when you take the time to develop your own life outside of the marriage and the relationship. You need to both be willing to give the other space and time away in order to grow. If you think that spending as much time together as possible is going to work for you, you may be shocked to see just how much that doesn't work in a long-term relationship. Be ready and be willing to support the interests of your partner so that you can both learn and feel nurtured in learning new things. And when you have new things to share, you never run out of things to say!

YEAH, BUT IS ANYONE EVER REALLY READY?

A very valid case could be made for the fact that you're never really ready for marriage and an engagement, but you try anyway. Things aren't going to be perfect, but they should feel perfect for you. In every relationship, there are going to be ups and downs, but it's what you do with those moments that will define you as a couple. This is why it's so important to make sure you ascertain your readiness for marriage. A wedding proposal is a big step that shows you are ready to become committed to your partner, and what better time to explore your own feelings? Getting engaged is a time of nervous excitement. It's a big step in any relationship, but by examining your personal readiness for marriage and the foundation of your relationship, it's going to feel like the right step!

ACTION FOR THE DAY:

Take some time to make a list of all the reasons why you want to get married. Do they match your partner's reasons? Are they valid reasons, or are you fulfilling some unmet and potentially selfish need?

Important Questions You Should Ask BEFORE Getting Married

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Rich Kids - New Medicine

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These guys are freaking amazing!! This is for Promotional purposes only. I want to help these guys get to the charts! Rich Kids Yo turn that shit up I coulda went to college like rich kids do buyin' weed with the money that your mom sent you But I don't give a damn, bout no higher degree cuz you know in rock and roll I got a PHD Bitch That's right. We got all that we need packed up in the van put the pedal to the floor, gave the finger to the man! I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing, ain't got shit but I got this far Keepin it real Rhymin and stealin Doin what I want OooooOOhhhHhhh Got no money ,but it's all waaaays Always sunny hunny Yeah that's right, always sunny hunny here we go, second verse. Well I'm broke as a junkie, but I have a good time All the ladies think I'm cute, cuz they like the way I rhyme, And the high school kids steal my MP3's Ain't no other mother Fucker rock this mic. like. me. Chyeah I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing, Ain't got shit, but I got this far Keepin it real and Rhymin and stealing Doin what I want! OhhhOOHHhhohhhhh Got no money, but it's alwaaays Always sunny honey I got nothin man. I got zero, Zilch, nothin. We got all that we need. We got all that we need, we got all that we neeeed we got all that we need, we got all that we need packed it up in the van, put the pedal to the floor Gave the finger to the man. I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing, Ain't got shit, but I got this far Keepin it real and Rhymin ...

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Jack Barakat... "MOM?!"

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Mr. T Treat your mother right

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FUNNY movie of mr. t singing a song about moms. i dont remember where i found it but it is truely awesome.

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Film Completo Click CC for subtitles: Ostia (1970) un film di Sergio Citti, con Franco Citti, Ninetto Davoli, Anita Sanders, Laurent Terzieff, Lamberto Maggiorani, Filippo Costanzo

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The Online Gamer: Season 1 on iTunes, Xbox & PSN - BUY IT NOW! -‪bit.ly Go to www.recklesstortuga.com to see the latest video early!!! Aaron has a major meltdown after downloading the MW2 Stimulus Package. Directed & Edited by Jason Schnell Produced by: Eric Pumphrey Written by: Lindsey Reckis Song by: youtube.com/blakkjak Starring: Eric Pumphrey as Aaron

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Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver Walkthrough Part 3 - The Jerk Face

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Little Johnny Jokes - The Ultimate Classic Collection

Little Johnny jokes are by far the leaders in entertainment around friends. Let's focus on Little Johnny classics without being rude! What made Little Johnny so famous? "Little Johnny is a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking" Well, lets dig in and find out....

Little Johnny

Mom Joke

Visiting his father -

Little Johnny was planning a visit to his father, he decides to pack most of his things in his little red wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this steep hill.

As he stared up the hill, out of frustration he was constantly swearing "This God damn wagon is so heavy"

The priest near by over heard Johnny and approached him. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God's presence is everywhere, you should know."

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon he is present every where"

Little Johnny says "Well please tell him to get out and start pulling"

Little Johnny visiting mom -

Bright summers day Little Johnny came running into the house and asked his mom "Mommy, is it true little girls can have babies?" "Of course not my son" his mom replied.

Johnny all excited ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's all okay, if we want we can play that game again!"

We have some of the funniest collections of Little Johnny featured on our Little Johnny talk channel!

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Ada... A Way of Life

Ada... A Way of Life Clips Review : Duration : 121.75 Minutes.

Ada... A Way of Life Full Bollywood Hindi Movie. "Ada... A Way of Life" is the tale of Ayaan, son of a Noble human being Anil Anand, and a Spiritual Mother, Aamina. Ayaan's gentle world is turned upside down when Anil starts receiving death threats if he goes ahead with his testimony against some criminals. The world of moral certainties crumbles in the face of contemporary disarray, as the murder of his father sets Ayaan on a course of revenge and killing against the criminals of Mumbai, as he becomes a contract killer. The conflicted character of Ayaan Anand is a modern tragedy as he becomes part of the criminal stream, even as he searches for truth and happiness. ADA is a film of the moment, as it compels us to re-examine the youth-crime phenomenon in a very poignant and freshly told story.

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Stripper Prank - A Guy Feels On His Mom

Stripper Prank - A Guy Feels On His Mom Clips Review : Duration : 1.97 Minutes.

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Funny Get Well Cards - A Funny Card is an Easy Way to Cheer Someone Up

When a close friend or family member is recovering from an illness, injury, or medical procedure, we want the best for them. We want them to recover quickly and be as happy and healthy as before. It's been said that laughter is the best medicine and funny get well cards could help to boost the spirits and put a smile on the face of a loved one is dealing with some type of medical challenge.

Of course there are circumstances where making fun is not really appropriate. If your loved one's life is in jeopardy and may not be a good idea to send in a silly card that is making jokes. On the other hand, if the prognosis is good and your loved one is certain to make a full recovery, a humorous card might put a smile on their face and help relieve the boredom of lying there in a hospital room.

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When you're picking out a card it's important to really know the sense of humor of the person that will be receiving the card. If you're trying to cheer someone up its recovering from an injury or illness the last thing you would want to do is insult them and send them something they would find offensive. Some people are not easily offended and would find a raunchy or distasteful card hilarious. Others would prefer something cute with cartoon characters or animals on it. If you know the person really well you should be familiar with their sense of humor but they still have the task of picking out a card.

If you're buying a get well card from the local grocery store your selection may be limited. It's not always easy to find the "perfect card" with such a limited selection. To find a good selection of really funny get well cards you may want to go online. Websites that sell cards or even offer e-cards will have a huge selection that will make it much easier to find the perfect card, guaranteed to put a smile on the face of someone special.

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3 fiddy

3 fiddy Clips : Duration : 2.98 Minutes.

Chefs parents explain about the time they met the loch ness monster Sorry its just stills, i tried to upload the real video but it was a copyright violation! The sounds the funny part thow!

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Janani

Janani Tube : Duration : 124.43 Minutes.

Janani (2006) a family drama movie Synopsis: Janani... is story of a woman's natural desire to be a mother and a mother's ultimate sacrifice for her child. Urmila (Ayesha Julka) an enterprising young woman, who runs a toy company, is happily married to Raj (Mohnish Behl), a businessman with interest in real estate. However when their young son Rahul (Vineet Raina) falls in love with Neha (Sonica Handa) and the young lovers decide to marry, Urmila and Raj initially agree but unanimously put their foot down against the marriage when they know about Neha's parents. Who are Neha's parents? What prompted this couple to deny their only son's wish? What is that secret of Neha that the couple is holding onto??? Akanksha (Bhagyashree), who lives happily along with husband Tarun (Aman Verma), son Rahul (Master Smith Shah) and mother-in-law (Anjana Mumtaz), had been more of a friend than just an assistant to Urmila. So, when Rahul was diagnosed with brain tumor and an expensive operation seemed the only cure, Raj and Urmila pay for the operation. Later when Akanksha goes to thank Raj and Urmila, she overhears the silent moans of the couple that cannot bear a child because of certain medical disorders with Urmila. Akanksha decides to gift the couple what they desire most; as a payback for saving her child but later disappear from the city with her family. What was that gift she gave to her friend Urmila? Why did she break off all ties with Urmila and Raj after giving them her all ...

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Eminem - Lose Yourself (set to clips from 8 Mile)

Eminem - Lose Yourself (set to clips from 8 Mile) Video Clips : Duration : 5.52 Minutes.

This is the Eminem - Lose Yourself music video that I made set to clips from 8 Mile.

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) w/ Eng Sub - DVD - Watch Online *HQ* - 11/18

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) w/ Eng Sub - DVD - Watch Online *HQ* - 11/18 Clips Review : Duration : 10.07 Minutes.

Subscribe: www.youtube.com & www.youtube.com for more entertainment Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) starting Shahrukh Khan, Kajol, Rani Mukherjee, Salman Khan, Hindi Movie, English Subtitle

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Bill Cosby :"Dad, my name is Jesus Christ"

Bill Cosby :"Dad, my name is Jesus Christ" Tube : Duration : 0.75 Minutes.

Bill Cosby show :"Dad, my name is Jesus Christ" recorded from Discovery channel We are all "Jesus Chris ,God or Godness " if we had been terrible naughty enough in ourchildhood.

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Does He Like Me? How To Tell If A Guy Is Attracted To You

"Does he like me? I really want to know!"

...so there's this guy...

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He's perfect. It seems like he might, but you are dying to know, "Does he like me?" So many people get lost on the very first step of dating. You both think the other is into you, but sometimes it's hard to tell. He sends so many confusing and conflicting messages, you don't know what to do.

You think he's great. You like the way he makes you feel (sometimes!). He's even in your dreams, but you're afraid of embarrassing yourself by pursuing that guy because he's so hard to figure out.

Chances are, if you're this confused, he really is attracted to you. The whole "dating ritual between man and women is full of confusing undertones and bizarre rituals that neither one of you are even aware you are doing. So many loves get lost in the confusion...

The key is to take charge and figure this out so you can stop torturing yourself and get on with the smooching.

Some guys are just incurable flirts. He'll chat up any girl he sees. Most guys only flirt with the one they are interested in. Pay attention to how he acts around other women. Does he say the same things to them as he does to you? Does he have the same kind of nervous shyness around them too? If not, you can bet he's attracted to you.

Men change around someone they like. Think of gorillas thumping their chest to impress a hot lady gorilla. Does he try to show off around you? Does he do weird things around you that he doesn't do around other girls? On the "Does He Like Me Scale" this is as close to a ten as you can get.

Compliments are obvious signs of attraction, but being mean?!! How does being mean show that he's attracted to you? It seems impossible, but watch any TV show about the mating rituals of mammals and you'll often see the male being a jerk to the female. It's a very primal instinct that men have.

Does he insult you, but then always try to be around you? Is it obvious that he's interested in you, but then he says something mean to you? You can guarantee that most guys don't even realize they do this. But think about what this accomplishes in your mind: you can't stop thinking about him! You spend your days adding up all the nice things he does and then you're stuck analyzing the mean things.

Mission accomplished! He has you confused and crazy. Does He Like Me Scale: 7.5

You avoid people that you don't like. You hang out with your friends. You go out of your way to spend time with people you're attracted to. Same goes with the fellas. If he always seems to be around wherever you are, you can bet he likes you. If it seems like a big inconvenience for him to always "swing by," it's a great sign he's attracted to you.

We gravitate towards people we are interested in. Does he get a little too far into your personal space? Is he always leaning towards you? Does he touch you? Not that kind of touch! Does he bump into you or touch your back or arm when he sees you? This includes the mean touch like playfully trying to trip you or pushing you away.

Think about this: when someone pushes you, it's usually in anger. If he's not angry then he's obviously doing it for some other reason.

Men are not the masters of body language that women are. They aren't very subtle. Any time he touches you are takes a "forward posture" is a great sign of attraction.

This can go in one of two possible directions. If he's shy he might avoid eye contact at all costs if he really likes you. If he's not shy, he will do his best to catch your eye. Try to get the shy guy to look you in the eyes. He'll give away his feelings for you faster than anything. If he's not the shy type, stare him down. Sometimes it's those small awkward moments that send you both into each other's arms.

Try leaning towards him during one of these stare downs. If he leans in with you, you're in. Go for the kiss if you're really feeling it! Which brings us to...

When we develop a closeness to someone, we unconsciously start to "mirror" their actions. As you talk to him, touch your ear (or hair or some part of your body) and if he repeats this action within a few minutes, he's showing his interest in you. It could be as simple as him always taking a drink soon after you do.

So he's doing most if not all of the signs of attraction and the readings on the Does He Like Me Scale are through the roof. How do you get him to make the first move? The answer is that he NEVER makes the first move. Sure, he might one day come up to you and ask you out, but you made all the little first moves up until that point.

Show interest in him. Ask him questions about his interests. Touch him back. Compliment him for something and yes, be mean back to him! If all else fails to bring that boy to action, you have to come right out and call him on it:

"I think it's weird that you haven't asked me out on a date."

Whoa girl! No one has ever said that to him before! Even if he was on the fence about you, now he's impressed. Not only that, you're not really putting yourself that far out there for embarrassment. Even if he counters with, "Because I don't wanna," you can answer with "Hmmm, interesting." And he's still in the hot seat!

If you make enough "observations" even the shyest guys will break down and ask you out. You no longer have to worry, "Does he like me?" and get on with what you've wanted all along: an awesome relationship.

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Tales of Symphonia 2 - Skit: Mom

Tales of Symphonia 2 - Skit: Mom Tube Review : Duration : 1.00 Minutes.

*PLEASE READ THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION* yet another skit I wanted to show since the first time I saw it XD definitelly ToS2 gets the best skits in the whole series award, 90% of them will make you at least get a smile, and 90% of the skits in which Tenebrae is in are made of win. I repeat Tenebie = WIN ------------------------------------- System: Wii

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Billie Joe Funny Random Moments

Billie Joe Funny Random Moments Clips : Duration : 5.42 Minutes.

Bunch of clips I put together. Dont own anything. Thanks to everyone who comments and rates and everything else :)

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Always a Family

Always a Family Video Clips Review : Duration : 3.50 Minutes.

On the morning of September 11th, Michael Trinidad called his ex-wife, Monique Ferrer, from the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center's North Tower to say goodbye. In the wake of his death, Monique tells the story of Michael's lasting legacy—the family they built together. Directed by: The Rauch Brothers Art Direction: Bill Wray Producers: Lizzie Jacobs & Mike Rauch Animation: Tim Rauch Audio Produced by: Michael Garofalo Music: Fredrik Label: The Kora Records Publisher: House of Hassle Funding provided by: The Corporation for Public Broadcasting The Carnegie Corporation of New York National Endowment for the Arts

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PS Man Ep 9 Part 1 Eng Sub

PS Man Ep 9 Part 1 Eng Sub Clips Review : Duration : 10.03 Minutes.

(: i own nothing but the subs

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Shit distinct atramentous mothers say(shit girls say)

Shit distinct atramentous mothers say(shit girls say) Video Clips Review : Duration : 4.10 Minutes.

inspired by "shit girls say"

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Baby bedlam at Chicken Noodle (baby aloof wants to laugh)

Baby bedlam at Chicken Noodle (baby aloof wants to laugh) Video Clips Review : Duration : 2.15 Minutes.

This video settles it, the most hilarious joke ever told is, in fact, chicken noodle. I'm pretty sure he farts at the end. And apparently he was just on the Today Show for their Webtastic segment - www.bing.com Thanks NBC! More videos of Chicken Noodle baby - www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

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Men Dealing With Women's Menopause Symptoms

Some of the changes and symptoms women encounter as they approach menopause can be difficult to withstand, and it's not unusual to wonder if you'll ever feel "normal" again. Not only are you dealing with physical symptoms of menopause, such as hot flashes, night sweats, irregular periods and weight gain, but there are many emotional changes that take place as a result of declining hormone levels.

You may experience moodiness, depression or feelings of sadness and hopelessness. If this is the case, there's a strong likelihood that your mate is feeling somewhat confused by your behavior and may be left wondering if you still love him and want to spend the rest of your life with him.

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If your husband or partner is anything like mine, it's not likely that he'll research information that's available to him in order to figure out what's happening within your body and how it may be affecting your emotions. If men don't have the answers, how will they respond to the "foreign" you?

Unfortunately, men respond to women's hormonal imbalances using many different approaches that aren't always the most effective. Some men simply ignore the problem and hope it will go away, while others may be overbearing and treat their partner as if she's emotionally fragile and incapable of dealing with life.

The relationship problems couples face during midlife, in most cases, really is usually a lack of communication due to the misunderstanding that results from hormonal imbalances and behavior changes in women approaching menopause.

If you find that you're facing some challenges in your relationship due to hormone fluctuations, and you don't honestly see your mate taking the time or initiative to figure out what may be happening, it may be a good idea to tape the following messages to your refrigerator, mirror, tool box or other area where he's sure to take notice.

1. If your wife or partner is feeling undesirable (and there's a good chance that this may occur often during this transition), it may be automatic for you to express how beautiful she is. Unfortunately, she is not likely to believe you. Don't let this become a slammed door, however; continue to be loving, kind and supportive consistently and eventually she will trust that you really do find her desirable.

2. Since your wife is not feeling sexy as a result of the weight she has likely gained during this period in her life, please don't let your eyes pop out of your head when a young sexy woman appears on TV or passes by you in a restaurant. And worse yet, avoid the temptation to flirt with younger women. This behavior is insensitive and uncalled for, and only adds to an already strained relationship.

3. When you think your wife is behaving irrationally, remember that she's not crazy and zip it! That's right - just keep your thoughts to yourself because oftentimes what men view as irrational, women do not.

4. When your wife has something she'd like to tell you, listen! Don't dismiss her, even if you've heard this same story over and over again. It's important to your wife to have a partner - one with whom she can communicate. If it's tempting to interrupt her, take a moment to put yourself in her shoes and decide how you would feel if your every thought or emotion were brushed off as if it meant nothing.

5. There's a strong possibility that your wife's sex drive is not what it once was. This is confusing and scary for your wife, and may very well add to her moodiness. As a matter of fact, it's not unusual for women to find fault with their spouses in order to feel justified in not having the desire to have sex. Openly communicate with your wife about this, and make an effort to work together to remedy this problem so that your sex life can become rejuvenated. A healthy sex life contributes to your overall physical health, as well as the health of your relationship.

6. Let your wife know she can count on you. Perhaps she's feeling overwhelmed with a busy schedule and a tired body. Put down the newspaper or the remote control and pick up a broom. You'll be amazed by her positive reaction to your your desire to help out around the house.

7. Stop at the store on your way home from work and pick up a romantic card or a bouquet of flowers. Don't wait for your wife to suggest going out to dinner; go ahead and be assertive and simply tell her the two of you are going out on a nice little date.

8. Your wife may be doing a lot of complaining lately; you can encourage her to stop complaining by giving her reasons to know she's lucky to have you in her life.

9. Make your wife laugh - even if you need to be the butt of your own jokes (better you than her).

10. Finally, express your love for your wife and let her know that you understand this may be a rough ride for her and you want to do whatever you can to pave the road for a smooth transition into menopause.

While it's important for your spouse to be understanding and sympathetic to your needs during this transitional period, it's also important that you do all you can to take care of yourself - both physically and emotionally. Be sure to eat a healthy diet, exercise regularly, get plenty of rest and take time for yourself.

If you're sure to do all you can to remain healthy, there's no doubt that you will feel beautiful, youthful and full of energy - your absolute best - as you approach menopause.

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The Miz funny moments!

The Miz funny moments! Clips : Duration : 5.92 Minutes.

Heres some clips with the miz... Some funny sounds, funny jokes, funny lines, and of course his, DANCE!

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How i met your mother - Barney Stinson absolute pictures

How i met your mother - Barney Stinson absolute pictures Video Clips Review : Duration : 2.80 Minutes.

(Watch my blog: ace.kulando.de ) A small, funny clip i made from Barney's perfect pictures! xD It's from Season 5 Episode 18 "Say Cheese" Hope you like it! (mirrored version) I don't claim any credits for this, it's solely by cbs. How i met your mother (c) CBS

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rickey smiley- Granny buzz antic call

rickey smiley- Granny buzz antic call Clips : Duration : 3.65 Minutes.

classic, you put a scratch on my baby arm..........

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Big @ Glom Gig CH5 thai TV array appearance (english subtitle) allotment 1/3

Big @ Glom Gig CH5 thai TV array appearance (english subtitle) allotment 1/3 Video Clips Review : Duration : 9.40 Minutes.

Credit Original Video : Melodyminnie English subtitle : aom

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Ep 2.2 Tippi Hedren's Slutty Daughter - Seeking Simone

Ep 2.2 Tippi Hedren's Slutty Daughter - Seeking Simone Video Clips : Duration : 8.67 Minutes.

After a rough day on the Albatross Appeal set, Simone comes home to a "surprise" from Audrey. Now available with Espanol, Portuguese, French, Polish, German, Italian and English subtitles! See more Simone at www.seekingsimone.com

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PLAN V, Temporada 2, Capítulo 1, "De nuevo a la cancha". s02e01

PLAN V, Temporada 2, Capítulo 1, "De nuevo a la cancha". s02e01 Tube Review : Duration : 23.47 Minutes.

Nombre del episodio: "De nuevo a la cancha" Para ver los subtitulos, hacé click en el botón "CC" de la barra de reproduccion y ahi están las opciones de subs. a disfrutar!! Plan V official Site: www.planv.com.ar, www.facebook.com/planvchicasconchicas Sinopsis: Fútbol. Las chicas se meten en el terreno de la pelota pero pierden por goleada. Sin embargo, a Ana ya Laura no hay nada que las deprima ya que siguen en pleno idilio amoroso. No así Pato y Mara, quienes están separadas por la inesperada infidelidad de Pato. Mara está muy deprimida y se volcó al alcohol. Pato investiga su flamante relación con su ex amante, Daisy. Flor sigue yendo a su terapia pero como está pasando un buen momento le cede el espacio a su amiga Mara, sin permiso previo de la psicóloga. Darío sigue padeciendo la intensidad de sus amigas al tiempo que tiene un encuentro que va a traer cola. Como no todo puede ser color de rosa para Ana y Laura, Martín vuelve de sus largas vacaciones con una nueva novia que detesta a las lesbianas. Canciones de PLAN V, Temporada 2, Capítulo 1, "De nuevo a la cancha" "Tema de Plan V" por Gaby Bex (2008) www.myspace.com "Me voy me fui" por Los Labios, Cumbia Lulu (2009) los-labios.blogspot.com "Modex" por The Art of Hating (Jorge Ciccioli THE BEACH ReWork) (2008) www.planetamodex.com.ar "Más que yo" por Laika, Venimos en son de fa (2010) www.espaciolaika.com "EnamoradaMix" por Fok Electrochongo (2009) www.myspace.com "Soy Jodida" por Enviada, El Encanto de Once (2008 ...

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Greatest Best Man Speech

Greatest Best Man Speech Tube Review : Duration : 6.62 Minutes.

This is a video of my brother's best man "speech." I totally did not see this coming. Unbelievably funny!

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Ninja Chipmunk!

Ninja Chipmunk! Video Clips : Duration : 2.03 Minutes.

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Yaar Gaddar

Yaar Gaddar Clips : Duration : 154.10 Minutes.

Synopsis : Inspector Shanker Verma is an honest and dedicated Police Inspector, who has been serving on the police force for many years. He lives with his mom, and a brother, Jai. Shankar was in love with Shashi, but the affair did not last, leaving him with a broken heart. Jai, on the other hand, is percocious, and always in trouble. This precociousness lands him in a soup when he is unable to explain as to why he robbed a bank and a killed a person.

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toddler throwing a funny tantrum

toddler throwing a funny tantrum Tube Review : Duration : 1.58 Minutes.

the baby falls on the ground and screams only when he can see his mom.. when she walks around a corner he stops crying and looks for her so he can cry again.. www.geocities.com

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Too bashed to walk... Powell River Sea Fair Hypnosis Show

Too bashed to walk... Powell River Sea Fair Hypnosis Show Video Clips Review : Duration : 4.90 Minutes.

www.RobHadleyHypnosis.com - Rebecca was a great sport and a terrific hypnotic subject. Here she is made 'drunk', though she has not actually touched a drop of alcohol. And yes, this clip includes a great joke...

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Life Insurance Agents Jokes - Insurance Jokes and Retirement Humor

Wipe that frown off your face. With insurance selling you must constantly use motivation for yourself and for talking with clients. Give yourself a shot of some humor medications to get your day started on the right track. Kick back and enjoy some insurance jokes. After a tough day, a little chuckle or even a grin can help make your sometimes difficult career a little happier.

1. Three Wishes A life insurance financial advisor walking along the beach finds a unique odd shaped bottle. He rubs it trying to read the label. Instantly a honest-to-goodness Genie appears. The Genie puzzles him by announcing, "I will grant you three wishes, but because I fear Satan, every wish I grant you, your biggest competitor will get double." Before speaking, and being a financial advisor, he pondered how this could work in his favor.

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First wish was for ,000,000 cash. "Granted" said the genie and your rival has ,000,000 in cash The 2nd wish was for the highest quality Ferrari. Instantly a new Ferrari drives up next to this huge stack of cash. The Genie replies, "2 new Ferraris will be arriving at your competitors business within minutes". Now the insurance financial takes a long pause, not wanting his rival to end up ahead of him. He finally tells the Genie that he is ready for his last wish.

"What is your last which?" the Genie asks him, then reminds him the request will be double for his rival. The insurance financial advisor answers. "I want to donate one of my kidneys for transplant."

2. KEEP IN SHAPE Life insurance agents always tell you to keep in shape "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is". by Ellen DeGeneres

3. LEARNING INSURANCE TRICKS A new life insurance salesperson needing a boost turns to his successful vacuum salesperson friend. His buddy says, "Selling is easy, you don't even need leads, you just have to get their attention first." He tells the life insurance salesperson to come along with him.

Both salesman appear at an elderly lady's old home. Before allowing the woman to speak, the vacuum salesperson rushes into the living room and throws a huge bag of nasty dirt all over her clean carpet. He confidently says, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit, then I'll eat all the dirt." The woman, loses her patience, saying, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

4. SURVIVAL AWARD An insurance agent was completing an application and got to the part on health history. He asked his client how his grandfather died. This was his client's startling answer. "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

5. PREMIUM PAYMENTS A life insurance in its mail bin receives a peculiar note along with a blank premium payment slip. In the note the lady mentions that unfortunately it is necessary to cancel her husband's life insurance policy. She writes, "we have always paid it in time. But since my husband's sudden death, due to financial hardship, she will not be able to pay it anymore.

6. RETIRED INSURANCE AGENT A retired insurance agent, now in his mid 70's, is on the operating table awaiting anesthesia before heart surgery. He insists that only his son, a surgeon perform the operation. He signals to his son. His son asks, "Yes Dad what is it?". The retired agent responds, "Don't be jittery, just perform your best, if something fails remember your mother will live with you and your wife the rest of her days."

7. PERSISTENT AGENT The business owner turns to the life insurance agent and says, "You ought to feel very honored about getting the chance to speak with me." He continues, "So far today I had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents!" The agent replies, "I know, I'm them."

8. THREE ELDERLY MEN Three retired men were talking, one a former insurance executive, another a minister, and the third a retired hairstylist. The subject came up on what their grandchildren might say about them 40 years from now. The insurance executive declared, "I would like to remember how successful he was at selling insurance." Next the minister said, "I want them to say he was a loyal family man." The hairstylist then replied, "Me?, I want them all to say he certainly looks good for his age."

9. LATE PROPOSAL Good ole Charlie, now aged 86, was content living in a nursing home in Miami, Florida. After meeting, Martha Jean, aged 78, he became happier by the day. Eventually he fell in love with her. Finally he got enough courage, plopped down on his knees, and told her there were two things we needed to ask her.

Martha Jean smiles and replied, "Alright, ask me.". Charlie, almost sounding like he was in pain , said "Will you marry me?" Very delighted, Martha Jean hollered out, "Yes!" The she asked Charlie what his second question was. Charlie managed to squeak out, "Martha Jean, will you please help get me up?"

10. EARLY RETIREMENT After sampling the habits of 1,000 insurance sales people that retired while still in their fifties, these founding were announced. They spent 10% of their time doing some form of work, another 10% eating, drinking, or snacking, 35% sleeping or napping, and 45% of their time looking for things that they just had a minute ago.

11. When it the best time to start thinking about your retirement? Answer: Before your boss does.

12. What does a government retiree miss most about no longer having a job? Answer: Not being able to call in sick six or seven times a month.

13. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but allow him two or three days to complete the job.

14. "The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income." George Foreman

15. "There is an enormous of number of managers who have retired on the job." Peter F Drucker

You can find more in a previous article on top laughter insurance jokes. Additional material is contained in another article on clean insurance agent jokes.

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This is why it's called ATP vs. The Fans. Steve Albini defeats a heckler in the crowd at ATP. Later on, drummer Todd Trainer silenced him by beating his snare right at his ear.

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A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is ruining Facebook! Music and lyrics by Blood of TigerCat. Visit backoftheclass.net for more. Follow us twitter.com (for the comedy) and twitter.com (for the rock). Download the song for free at our blog: www.backoftheclass.net Become a Facebook fan: j.mp LYRICS: You used to be a special place for all my college friends. A sanctuary in cyberspace, but every love story ends. (Facebooooook.....) Why'd you have to go and lose your exclusivity? Now all my nightmares have come true... my mom just friended me! Since she joined she spends all her time checking my news feed. My interests are no longer bubble butts and sticky weed. She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars and Flixtered "You've Got Mail." She washed the colors with the whites and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)... CHORUS My mom's on Facebook. She found a new way to nag me. My mom's on Facebook. Comments whenever friends tag me. My mom's on Facebook. She only got it to stalk me. My mom's on Facebook. My childhood photos cock-block me. My wall is not for e-mail, mom, you'll never get it right. And gifting me some sexy lips don't mean a kiss goodnight. She keeps on adding all my friends, they just think she's a joke... except for Steve who says that she's a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a MILP!) Mama read my 25 Things and each and every note. Now she knows I lost a bet and had to wax my scrote. Suggests new pages every day from "hugs" to "Will and Grace." It's getting to the point ...

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Rob Dyrdek Ft. Ludacris - Makin' Moves Remix (By The Xcellence)

Rob Dyrdek Ft. Ludacris - Makin' Moves Remix (By The Xcellence) Video Clips Review : Duration : 2.13 Minutes.

My Twitter is twitter.com DOWNLOAD MP3: www.zshare.net extended the beat for the song and added a verse from Ludacris to create a nice remix. If Rob Dyrdek, Ludacris, Drama, or anyone from the Fantasy Factory see this, I hope you enjoy it! To everyone else who took out the time to watch the video I hope you'll enjoy it as well.

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The Dangers of Teenage Pregnancy

The problem of Teenage pregnancy is less to developing countries compared to developed countries. The schools' sex education program plays a big role among teenagers. Educators have argued that by supplying contraceptives to schools could encourage sexual activities. Psychologists claim that teenage years is a period of emotional stress, can result to rapid psychological and physiological changes. Number of babies in the orphanage is believed to be the result of teenage pregnancy. According to leading psychologist, a male teenager thinks about sex 125 times a day. Through the years, sexual activities among teenagers have increased. A teenage mother physically and emotionally is not ready for pregnancy; their babies are more prone to complications. Sexually transmitted diseases coexist with teenage pregnancy, which can be a danger to the baby. Despite active sexual activity, most teenagers still lack the proper knowledge about sexuality.

In order to solve teenage pregnancy, they often turn to adoption for their babies or worst, abortion.

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Sexually transmitted diseases are responsible for birth defects; syphilis and gonorrhea can cause blindness to the newborn. AIDS is a longtime concern when it comes to childbirth. There are studies that indicates what can be transmitted through blood can be transmitted through sex. If a mother is suffering from AIDS, there is a great possibility that the baby will acquire the disease. Teenage mothers activities like smoking while in gestation or exposing herself to environmental contaminants could lead to serious medical problem to the baby.

In reality, teenage mothers lack responsibility. So her family must support her during pregnancy, the physical and emotional stress is no joke. Many deaths among babies are a result of mishandled pregnancy. Some cases, the delivery of the baby turn out all right, but it is in the nurturing part where most teenage mothers commit fatal mistakes. Taking care of a baby will require both parents effort, but there are teenagers that are not ready for the nurturing responsibilities.

Schools and local government officials are doubling their efforts to educate students about teenage pregnancy. High schools are putting much emphasis in sex education. If a teenager cannot be good, he or she should be careful instead.

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