A couple of fun facts on the White House

There's an old joke about President Taft, who was very overweight. A boy was talking with his mother at breakfast with an ocean view. He said: "Mom, can I go swimming?" She smiled and replied. "Not now, David is the President of the Sea."

Each of our presidents had a favorite food. Taft was a man, while FDR liked ham Welch Rabbit, a concoction of cheese to spread on toast. I am sure that President Taft would have loved that. Now that would behave added to its scope.

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George W. Bush loved Huevos Rancheros or "farm eggs," which for my favorite Mexican dish, although I can get away without it happening for about 1 week.

When Taft was big, Lincoln was tall. His mother said that when he was even bigger would stain their whitewashed ceiling. Lincoln is a couple of guys who were gathered barefoot in the mud, and had them "walk" on the ceiling. The mother thought thatwas very funny, but Abe had to paint the ceiling.

If a lady sitting in the top hat Lincoln said that all he had to do was ask and he said he would not fit.

President Washington's Portuguese Water Dogs dog of President Obama, our presidents have been part of the dogs. Perhaps you remember a few rebellions Presidents and their dogs. Mrs. Roosevelt took mutt Fido, on a military flight from kicking a soldier. President Lyndon B. Johnson dropped from the Bassetholding their ears. Johnson said that was fine for Basset.

Dog Johnson was knocked down and killed on the basis of the White House. (Where was the Secret Service?)

Herbert Hoover alligators grown son in the White House.

George Washington, the third president of the Continental Congress, was the first to be called, the President of the United States. It approved the Great Seal of the United States. He was not elected by the people.

Jimmy Carter was the first president to beborn in a hospital. President Jefferson stopped and started shaking hands, bowing as a greeting. He was very intelligent. President Kennedy said, there was a group of scientists and other scientific manner, which took the largest gathering of great minds from President Jefferson, in his study alone.

Four of our presidents have been assassinated, Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy. There have been attempts to Andrew Jackson, Truman, FDR, Ford and Reagan were.Reagan was seriously wounded and it was a miracle that the doctors in the position to him were saved.

Some of our presidents had miraculous powers. George Washington was said to cure leprosy. Lincoln was said to disappear from a cow in his hat. Hmm!

Now we know that our president can change things or make them disappear.

George W. Bush took the Clinton surplus disappear.

Obama has been our impression that he was intelligent disappear.

Aspiring John McCain chose Sarah Palin as hisrunning mate and done away with the presidency. (The latest rumor says that Sarah Palin has her breasts are much larger.)

What happens if Sarah Palin decides to run for president and wins the White House? Her husband will be the First Lady? The night-show, praising God, and we all have a lot more fun.

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A couple of fun facts on the White House

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